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1. Never trust a Magician by AsperAsparagus

   Fandoms: Mouse: P.I. for Hire (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jack Pepper/Steve Bandel
   • Jack Pepper
   • Steve Bandel
   • Cornelius Stilton
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Slow Dancing
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Not Beta Read
   • Jack has a lot of unresolved issues with steve
   • Steve is not helping with that
   • Also Corny is the voice of reason and in charge of two emotionally repressed mice and it shows

   Summary

   It's been a month since the whole BMP thing and to celebrate Cornelius is hosting a party and of course Jack is invited. Well more so hired as a certain mouse has been hired as the main entertainment and might need a handler so nothing happens, to him or the guests.
   Hopefully nothing goes wrong tonight, but when has Jack every been that lucky...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,187

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

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