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1. Home is where the disconcerting revelation is by Prawnperson

   Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kermit the Frog/Miss Piggy
   • Scooter/Walter (Muppets)
   • Kermit the Frog
   • Miss Piggy
   • Scooter (Muppets)
   • Walter (Muppets)
   • Other Muppets - Freeform
   • Established Relationship
   • Housewarming
   • Father Figures
   • Dad Kermit who doesn’t know he’s a dad
   • Pet Play
   • Non-Explicit Sex
   • Allusions to lots of stuff though
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Miss Piggy being Miss Piggy
   • Love you girl
   • Autistic Walter
   • Kermiggy BDSM but that’s not news is it
   • Half Parrot Scooter
   • trust that’s relevant
   • Walter voice you never really see bird pet play

   Summary

   Kermit goes to a housewarming and is confronted with the deeply upsetting discovery that his gofer is, in fact, a grown up man doing grown up things.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,288

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