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1. Body Leech by baptistes

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • Hand Jobs
   • Movie Reference
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • jay is kind of mean
   • set somewhere between webseries and viceland

   Summary

   Not only is Matt shifting constantly, be it adjusting the way he’s sitting, or wiggling his foot, or drumming his fingers on the arm of the couch, but he also keeps reaching for popcorn at the exact same time that Jay does, and if Matt knocks his hand out of the way one more fucking time he’s going to kill him.

   “Dude,” Jay snaps. “Stop moving.”

   “I’m not moving,” he insists, then adds, a little choked, “I’m just—I’m just watching, Bird.”

   (alternatively: M&J get a new movie from the video store. it causes more problems than either expect.)

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