Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
Tags
Summary
Not only is Matt shifting constantly, be it adjusting the way he’s sitting, or wiggling his foot, or drumming his fingers on the arm of the couch, but he also keeps reaching for popcorn at the exact same time that Jay does, and if Matt knocks his hand out of the way one more fucking time he’s going to kill him.
“Dude,” Jay snaps. “Stop moving.”
“I’m not moving,” he insists, then adds, a little choked, “I’m just—I’m just watching, Bird.”
(alternatively: M&J get a new movie from the video store. it causes more problems than either expect.)
