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Jurassic Park ✔︎ @JurassicParkOfficial
Jurassic Park has been evacuated. We will be compensating anyone who was harmed during the evacuation, and funding the funerals for the casualties. We offer our sincerest apologies to the families of the deceased. [December 22, 2015]
Brooklynn Unboxes The World
Last Upload: Brooklynn Unboxes Jurassic World (part one) [December 21, 2015]
[Two Days Ago]
Breaking News ✔︎ @WorldNews
The Jurassic World Incident is estimated to have over 250 casualties. Among these casualties is Simon Masrani, head of Masrani Global Corporation, and founder of Masrani Energy and Jurassic World. Several people are unaccounted for, but no information as to who has been given. #News #JW Incident [December 23, 2015]
Protagonist Syndrome [any pronouns] @trashpanda
In hindsight we should’ve seen this coming #JW Incident [December 23, 2015]
The Angel Twin @sleepy
Key…dude…don’t be insensitive [12/24/15]
The Devil Twin @spaghetti
No no no she’s got a point :eyes: [12/25/15]
Dumbass @reesespieces
Hey wasn’t @BrooklynnUnboxesOfficial attending a camp at Jurassic Park? #JW Incident [December 26, 2015]
transfem jax truther @bored&adhd
oh my god you’re right she was
i hope her and the other kids are okay D: [12/27/15]
Trending:
#Jurassic Park
#JW Incident
#Brooklynn
#Masrani Global
Camp Cretaceous ✔︎ @JWCampCretaceousOfficial
I’m the head counselor for Jurassic Park’s summer camp program. It’s currently being covered up, but among the people unaccounted for are the six Camp Cretaceous campers. We are doing everything in our power to find these kids and bring them home. [December 29, 2015]
Ninja Turtle @thesoundofsilence
God I hope those kids are okay [December 30, 2015]
Masrani Global ✔︎ @MasraniGlobalCorporation
We are working with the Costa Rican coast guard in an attempt to locate all missing individuals. In the meantime, we urge everyone to stay calm. [January 1, 2016]
The Angel Twin @sleepy
Stay calm? STAY CALM??? [1/1/16]
The Angel Twin @sleepy
Six kids are MISSING. I’ve never even met them, let alone been responsible for them, and yet here I am caring more about their safety than you! [1/1/16]
The Devil Twin @spaghetti
Damnnnn they got him mad [1/2/16]
Breaking News ✔︎ @WorldNews
Masrani Global has released the following statement; “Due to unsafe conditions, all search and rescue teams have been withdrawn from Isla Nublar.” For more information, visit our article or www.masraniglobal.com [January 4, 2016]
Nonbinary!Fluttershy @genderthief
Unsafe conditions?? That’s?? Exactly why you have to keep searching???? [1/4/16]
unLicensed Investigator @ritzcrackersTM
Atp just drop the coordinates and give me a boat, I’ll go myself [January 6, 2016]
Root @enbytree
Hey, does anyone know the names of the kids? Or, like, if their families have opened GoFundMe’s or smthin? [January 9, 2016]
Halexander Amilfam @dontask
Well, from Brooklynn’s video;
Darius, Kenji, Sammy, Ben, Yasmina, and (of course) Brooklynn [1/10/16]
unLicensed Investigator @ritzcrackersTM
Day 7 of asking Masrani to let me pull up with a kayak and some bad decisions [January 13, 2016]
The Devil Twin @spaghetti
HELL YEAH #KayakDetective [1/14/16]
unLicensed Investigator @ritzcrackersTM
I…never agreed to that name [1/14/16]
The Angel Twin @sleepy
Deal with it #KayakDetective [1/15/16]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
@ritzcrackersTM hey i have a boat you could borrow #KayakDetective [January 16, 2016]
Doyll Donmagar @laloyd
Hey didn’t Doc say it was armor not a prosthetic [1/16/16]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
ITS A PROSTHETIC IN MY HEART [1/16/16]
unLicensed Detective @ritzcrackersTM
I might actually take you up on that offer :eyes: [1/17/16]
Trending:
#JW Incident
#Brooklynn
#Masrani Global
#KayakDetective
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
Day 19 of asking Masrani Global to let me go feral on an island full of highly oxygenated lizards [January 26, 2016]
The Devil Twin @spaghetti
LET THEM YOU COWARDS [1/27/16]
Brand @BB
Happy birthday to my baby brother
I hope you’re safe out there, D [January 28, 2016]
Masrani Global ✔︎ @MasraniGlobalCorporation
We strongly advise civilians against attempting to reach Isla Nublar, for your own safety. [January 30, 2016]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
Counterpoint: no [1/31/16]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
So hypothetically speaking
If someone were (NOT!!) trying to go on (POTENTIALLY!!!) illegal vacation to (MAYBE!!) Isla Nublar
What would they (DEFINITELY NOT!!) need in this (HYPOTHETICAL!!!) situation?? [February 2, 2016]
The Angel Twin @sleepy
First of all, you’ll need a will. Second of all, PLEASE DONT??? [2/3/16]
The Devil Twin @spaghetti
CALM DOWNNNN it’s hypothetical, remember?
Anyways, probably bring several flashlights, at least three first aid kits, a lot of jackets, duct tape, a walky talky (in case there’s no wifi), water filter, etc. [2/4/16]
Protagonist Syndrome [any pronouns] @trashpanda
Knife. Also, flares [2/4/16]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
I have obtained a boat :D
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[Image ID: a selfie being taken by an androgynous teen with dirty, dusty blond hair, dark blue eyes, and a mask over their nose and mouth. They’re standing in front of a boat, holding up a peace sign with one gloved hand.]
Ty to @KITTENS [February 7, 2016]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
@ritzcrackersTM are you actually gonna do it?? [February 9, 2016]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
…dude I’ve been raiding your pantry and storage for the past few days wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK??? [2/9/16]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
IDK MAN UR A WEIRD GUY
Anyways I’m coming w u :3 [2/9/16]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
If we don’t make it back alive remember us as we were…sleep deprived, stupid, and possibly accidentally on something [February 10, 2016]
The Angel Twin @sleepy
SERIOUSLY THIS IS AN AWFUL IDEA [2/11/16]
The Devil Twin @spaghetti
Yeahhh I’m actually gonna have to agree with Sleepy on this one [2/12/16]
Kayak Detective @TheBallTM
It’s too late to back out now :p [2/12/16]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
The walky talky/radio channel we’ll be on is channel 5
Don’t forget about us!! :peacesign: [February 14, 2016]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
Guys it turns out the ocean is BIG [February 16, 2016]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
UPDATE: water is still wet [February 18, 2016]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
So update, we miiiight have underestimated how long it takes to get from London to Costa Rica :/
Anyways it’s a good thing we brought so many snacks, Ritz ate a good fifth of them before we even got the boat in the water [February 21, 2016]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
STOP BULLYING MEEEE [2/22/16]
Sora’s prosthetic arm @KITTENS
Ritz named a seagull Gerald and now it won’t leave us alone [February 23, 2016]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
HES MY SON [2/23/16]
Kayak Detective @ritzcrackersTM
Gerald stole one of my me crackers :(( I’ve never felt more betrayed [February 25, 2016]
#1 Seagull Hater @KITTENS
Connection getting spotty
Might be offline for a while [February 27, 2016]
Brooklynn Unboxes @BrooklynnUnboxesOfficial
Happy birthday our baby girl :pinkheart:
Your dads miss you, Brook [February 29, 2016]