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Honestly, if anything about this is surprising, it's that it hasn't happened before in two decades of wrangling semi-feral barely-adults.
"Quick—hide!" It's too loud, a stage whisper at best.
David doesn't react. He makes sure to really put his eyebrows into his pantomime of horror and hide the twitch of his lips as he looks around the office.
The ensuing giggle almost makes him choke up.
Kath and Jonah, probably. These kids have suffered horrific violence and abuse, and their big prank was... covering all their Coach's belongings in gift wrap.
The least he can do is play along.