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1. There Must Be Someone Here Still Sane by arsenic_eater

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Sasha James/Tim Stoker
   • Georgie Barker/Melanie King
   • Basira Hussain/Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker
   • Martin Blackwood & Original Female Character(s)
   • Helen | The Distortion & Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Sasha James
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
   • Peter Lukas
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Melanie King
   • Georgie Barker
   • Basira Hussain
   • Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • probably all the mechanisms at some point
   • Nikola Orsinov
   • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Helen | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Oliver Banks (The Magnus Archives)
   • Michael "Mike" Crew
   • Gerard Keay
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies
   • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
   • Nikola Orsinov is the Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
   • Basira Hussain is Ashes O'Reilly
   • Queerplatonic Relationships
   • Canon Asexual Character
   • Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Aromantic Sasha James
   • Tim Stoker Has ADHD (The Magnus Archives)
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist is Jonny d'Ville
   • Autistic Martin Blackwood
   • Autistic Sasha James
   • Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • they’re all autistic istg
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus Being an Asshole
   • Eventual Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Kidnapping
   • Panic Attacks
   • Hostage Situations
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Original Statement (The Magnus Archives)
   • The Spiral Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
   • Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives)
   • Martin Blackwood's Mother's A+ Parenting
   • Nonbinary Martin Blackwood

   Summary

   Martin has a younger sister and she boosts moral

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,623

   Chapters:

   12/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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