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Some biograft is scrapped after exhibiting weird behavior during a mission and RD, some software engineer saves it from the bin to use it as a test subject and to clean his house plus his DEAR coworker moving in to live with him
It's the best idea he had according to himself and the best he'd ever have
Aka my bio oc fic ❤️❤️ pls read I swear it gonna get good
I rewrote it and I think it worse

Notes:

HIHIHIHIIII first fic... Kinda nervous

I have nothing much to say exept the fact I'll probably have to do ref sheets for them and upload them somewhere I guess??
Enjoy and constructive criticism will be and is welcome bc ik my writing is buns 💔
I'll add future tags but it swear they'll become true in a bit...
Update of 15 June... Changed title

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Chapter 1: Trial of fools

Summary:

The begin ig

Chapter Text

Blackrock, it's cold outside as always and filled with craz scientists. At RD's apartment. Force field was invited for his little proyect outside of Blackrock's program and was just arriving, placing his coat on the coat hanger.

•**THUD** RD hurried to greet force field, tripping over a lamp. —"hii hello my DEAR coworker!! Here I have-" then, he started rambling about his new proyect;

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Force field didn't listen for most of the explanation, reaching RD's office and staring at a biograft, laying powered off on the floor, it's camera and tracker soaked in a bucket of water and crushed, the machine connected to RD's laptop —"RD." He called out. —"yes, my DEAR coworker???" RD responded, hovering behind him as the other walked closer —"I believe this the worst thing you've done, you're going too far.." RD limited himself to smile, walking past the other and grabbing the biograft, hauling the machine up and making it strike a pose by grabbing it's limbs and smiling —"it won't, my dear coworker. . . It'll be my greatest achievement, trust me.. plus, it was freshly taken from a scrapyard, a bit damged but it works!!!" He let go of the machine, letting it fall with a loud thud, apparently not caring for it's condition, too invested in force field

—"AND FOR THE LOVE OF SFOTH STOP CALLING ME DEAR COWORKER" force field complained, walking towards the computer to look at whatever the other was doing before he arrived, clicking around before turning back to RD who was looking outside at the street before turning to him again

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—"my LOVELY coworker then... Don't you think this will be great? We could gain the same fame as subspace or any great scientist" RD paused pondering before continuing —"think of it, the great RD and his WONDERFUL assistant!!" He placed one arm over force field's shoulder, gesturing at the sky... or rather roof before the other pulled away, —"this will only get you killed, this.." they gestured to the biograft, walking over and kicking it lightly —"this is just a risk, a thing you'll regret someday. And you'll be hated by at least someone. . . Or something."

—"so be it" RD responded, shrugging force field's yapping off, as he neared the biograft, dragging it to the chair and gesturing for force field to help sit it in the chair, the other accepting reluctantly before helping, backing away after finishing the task —"I have a bad feeling, RD" and RD ignored It, stepping closer to it and turning it around, opening the biograft's back compartment as the dim light of outside seeped into the room, highlighting RD's and the biograft's features

—"isn't like this Illegal?" He stared at RD who responded —"indeed, but it was already scrapped so isn't it supposed to be put of the system by now?" RD then proceeded to bite one of his fingers, drawing blood and then smearing it on the open compartment as Force field only stared in mild disgust —"why." He simply asked, receiving no answer before RD leaned over the computer and typed some other lines and grabbed the biograft —"are you ready, darling?" He paused for a second, a very weak attempt to calm Force field —"plus, if it goes wrong we can always throw it away and scrap it a second time" he winked

—"you're always do worried my dear coworker, you should stop worrying so much" he smirked before adding —"or was thieves den really that dangerous when you lived there?"

"are you seriously bringing this up now?" He walked closer to Rd, crossing his arms —"we should probably test 'that' later, it's too late and I'd rather not wake up your neighbors with... This" he gestured lightly to him and the biograft, his expression of mild disgust as Rd shrugged at him, responding —"maybe we can ignore my neighbors" He said as he leaned down to stare at the machine. Force field only stared, rolling their eyes so hard it felt like they might fall off his skull



it. . . was dark and cold, it didn't remember where it was right now, it did remember where it was before tough, it was just powered off after a mission with some mercenary and. . .

RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS. PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT. . .

RESULTS— FUNCTION: 68%, RIGHT OPTICAL SENSOR AND LEFT ARM ARE UNRESPONSIVE. CORE AND PLATING ARE DAMAGED. AUDIO RECEPTORS HAVE SUSTAINED HEAVY DAMAGE. PLEASE ATTEND MANTAINACE TO FIX THE ISSUES.

[RIGHT. . . IT WAS THROWN AWAY. . . GREAT. WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO? WAIT UNTIL THE RATS ATE IT OR—]

SOFTWARE MODIFICATIONS INSTALLED. PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT. . . ADMINISTRATOR CHANGES FROM-> FORM TO-> RD.

[WHAT.]

suddenly it's vision was back, two figures stood Infront of it with a dim light coming from behind them.

—"bG9vayEhIEl0IHdvcmtlZCEhIFNlZT8gSSB0b2xkIHlvdSBpdCB3b3VsZCwgbm93IHdlIGp1c3QgaGF2ZSB0bw—" one of the figures spoke, the shorter figure shook the taller one. It's vision was blurry and missed the right half of it while not feeling one of it's arms, it could just watch for now apparently. —"IEkgdGhpbmsgeW91IHNob3VsZCBzdG9wIGhlcmUgYW5kIGdvIHRvIHNsZWVwLCBpdCdzIGxhdGUu" the other figure cut off, seemingly shifting it's head towards the other, the tone sounding akin to irritation. Yet it couldn't distinguish the words they spoke, leaving it to try guessing based on tones

RD grinned as the biograft came to 'life' it's lights weakly flickering with it's signature orange hue. RD clapped their hands together and looked at force field—"now it is time.. to-" he was rapidly cut off by force field who looked almost disgusted, his expression darkening for a bit before sighing —"tomorrow. It's too late and I don't want to wake up your neighbors as I said, id rather stay out of trouble right now." RD limited to staring and shrugging —"first, I've slept less and my neighbors can take it... I bet there's something louder than me testing out my proyect" force field just rolled his eyes before walking up to the computer and turning it off, the biograft turning off in sync with it, RD seemed annoyed as he huffed before walking out of the room

[AND AGAIN, IT WAS DARK. . . DID THEY ARGUE? WHAT HAPPENED?]

Then, something kicked it.

Notes:

Ty for reading ts I made
Uhh don't expect chapters often.. I'm not consistent
Also if any of y'all know how to get the typewriter font on here I'll be very grateful 🌹

U can tell I got lazy by the end
Iplob I'm sorry if this mid
ALSO!!! CHAPTER SOME ARE THE PAST so yeah... I'll tell you when it's the present ig