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Nico doesn’t know when it happened, but he’s currently in the Hades cabin, in bed, straddling Will, with their lips moving together.
They were just talking about Star Wars (blame Will), but the conversation deviated to this.
Could you blame them? Will’s fucking stunning! Between the muscles he hides under scrubs, the look in his eyes whenever they have a… moment, and the eyes that show directly into Will’s soul and right back into his own, Nico’s sure if the man weren’t a demigod he’d be a model.
After 2 years of growth, Nico knows he’s not too bad himself, but he also knows Will’s as obsessed with him as Nico is with the other, so again, could you blame them?
The point is, if you were alone with your drop dead gorgeous girl/boyfriend, you’d end up like this too.
Will’s back is against the headboard, his hands on Nico’s hips, rubbing circles, and his head tilted, kissing his boyfriend like his life depends on it. Even though they haven’t added tongue yet, Nico’s very ready to get in his pants.
Nico’s grabbing onto Will’s head, practically shoving their faces together. Their lips slide together, opened mouthed kisses exchanging.
A few minutes of this pass by before Nico opens his mouth a bit wider and Will takes the opportunity to start licking into his mouth. Nico’s tongue soon joins the mix, their lips covered in saliva, dancing together.
Nico’s hands travel to Will’s shirt, slipping under slightly before beginning to pull it off. They part for just a second to get it off, immediately reconnecting. Will’s hands move to Nico’s ass, holding him in place.
Nico moves down to Will’s neck, who bends his head to give better access. When Nico leaves a few kisses before attaching onto his neck, Will sucks in a shaky breath and leans into the touch.
Nico continues leaving marks all over his boyfriend's neck and collar bones, painting the skin. He’s always been the one who gives love bites the most, mainly on Will’s collarbone, hips, and inner thighs.
Because he’s done this so much, he knows exactly where the boy’s sensitive and uses that to his advantage. He’ll leave marks right beside those specific parts, lick and kiss the area, listen to Will’s groans, before finally giving in and adding a new mark, taking his time. They’re always the darkest and longest lasting ones.
When he pulls back to look at his work, Will begins tugging Nico’s shirt off, pulling him closer, and devouring his mouth. He takes a hand and places it to Nico’s head, pulling him in.
Will kisses the side of the boy’s panting mouth before diving in, taking Nico’s tongue between his lips and sucking on it. He does so with such vigor that he might leave a bruise.
Nico moans at the new action, leaning into something Will hasn’t done before. His hands are now on Will’s hips, his fingers inside the denim, teasing his boxers. Just when Nico goes to move his own hips against the tent both of their jeans share, the door opens.
“Nico, do you know where Will is? I’ve been - oh!” Apollo freezes at the sight in front of him as the two boys scramble away from each other to hide under covers.
“Dad! Hi! Hey! Why- why are you here?” Will’s high pitched voice comes out. Their faces are red, eyes wide, staring at Apollo.
“So that’s why I couldn’t find you! I shouldn’t be surprised really,- oh, don’t look at me like that Will! How did you expect me to know you were sucking your boyfriend off?” Apollo complains, crossing his arms like a disappointed parent.
Nico shoves his face in his arms. “That’s not- I wasn’t- We have clothes on!” Will reasons. Apollo just rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, half of them. Good thing I looked in here now and not in five minutes. Also, are you two even ready for sex? I’ve always been told that if you aren’t ready to talk about it, you’re not ready to have sex.” He stares, judging them but also a bit worried.
“Talking about sex and being walked in on by your boyfriend’s dad are two VERY different things.” Nico almost shouts. Before anyone can reply, black smoke appears by the Hades shrine.
“Why is Apollo in my cab- oh my.” Hades says, becoming the third God to walk in on Nico and Will (Aphrodite got all excited and proud during their first time. Don’t ask.).
“Dad?! Oh my gods, I’m gonna fucking kill myself.” Nico complains, shoving his hands back.
Hades just sighs. “You could’ve locked the door.” Apollo snorts beside him.
“You don’t even know for sure what we were doing! We could’ve been getting ready for the beach!" Nico splutters, getting increasingly mortified by the second.
“Both of your lips are coated in saliva, I saw Nico on Will’s lap, and the poor guy’s neck looks like a vampire got to him. Seriously, what did you do to him, Nico?” Apollo stares at Will’s neck, ignoring how they wipe their lips and pull covers higher up.
“Oh my gods, you’re going to end up telling Kayla and Austin, who’ll tell Cecil and Lou Ellen, aren’t you?” Will says. Nico begins rocking back and forth.
“Yeah, I will! I’m also putting this in my speech at your wedding. I’m gonna go talk to your siblings, use protection!” Apollo calls out right before heading out the door. Will and Nico turn to Hades, who has his arms crossed.
“Okay. Uh. I’ll head out too. Goodbye Nico, goodbye Will, and this is the one time I will ever agree with Apollo, but listen to him. Lock the door and use protection. Goodbye.” Black smoke appears again, and Hades is gone.
They drop the blanket covering their chests. “I’m never recovering from that, oh my fucking gods.” Nico mutters. Will leans his head on Nico’s shoulder and closes his eyes.
Nico leans back into Will and looks down. “Someone’s determined. You’re still hard.” Nico smiles, already forgetting it.
“You wanna do something about it?” Will replies, looking up. That look in his eyes is already coming back. Nico grabs his face and kisses him again.
He was pretty annoyed he missed out on what would have been amazing sex, but in the end, he didn’t miss out on anything.
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That night, when Nico falls asleep next to Will, he dreams that he’s in the Underworld, in front of Hades. Persephone is nowhere to be found.
At the sight of his father, Nico curses under his breath before the other even begins talking.
“Son, be honest with me, don’t lie because you’re embarrassed. Do I need to give you The Talk?” Hades proposes, ignoring how Nico immediately flushes. Gods, was this really happening?
“I- no, dad, it’s okay, me and Will have already…” He trails off, his face reddening more. He can’t make eye contact with his father, instead looking anywhere else.
“Ah, alright then. I’ll send you on your way then, just don’t get pregnant too early, alright?” Hades seems to be relieved at this, but Nico can’t blame him.
“Wait. Wait, we’re both guys, how would either of us get pregnant?” Nico finally looks up at his father, confusing dawning on him.
“Well, if you ask Aphrodite and give her a good offering, she might switch out your reproductive system for a bit.” Hades shrugs. Nico stares at him.
“What the fuck is even this.” He whispers, hand on his face. When he removes it, he’s back in his cabin, in bed with Will, who is also waking up.
There are two packages on Nico’s nightstand, one yellow and bright, signed by Apollo, the other black and basic gift packaging, signed by Hades.
“Did your dad visit you in your dreams, too?” Will asks beside him, kissing his temple. Nico nods.
“The Gods… worry me, for lack of a better word. I mean, what the fuck is going on up on Olympus for the conversation I just had to be considered normal?” Nico shakes his head side to side in defeat.
“…did your dad mention pregnancy and Aphrodite, too?” Will sounds just how Nico feels. Confused and scared.
“Yeah, and I’m just more concerned that both our dads asked about it.” Nico sits up and grabs the gifts, handing the Apollo signed one to Will and keeping the Hades signed one for himself. He has an idea on what’s inside them, but he opens it anyway.
Inside the packages are lube bottles and condoms.
“Holy Hera.” Will says as he stares at the pile in front of them. “There’s what, 500 condoms and 5 bottles of lube? How often do they think we fuck?” Nico shrugs.
“Wait, hold on, there’s something else in here.” Will grabs the last item out, and immediately starts laughing.
It’s a 50 count box of gloves with a sticky note that says, ‘for fisting, i don’t know how much of a freak you two are, but im not risking it! -Apollo’
Nico joins in on the laughing, and they don’t stop till their ribs hurt and eyes water.
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