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1. Castiel Doesn't Jerk Off by SadClownParadox

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
   • Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Sam Winchester
   • Mentioned Mary Winchester
   • Arthur Ketch technically makes an appearance
   • Dean Winchester Has Mommy Issues
   • Misunderstandings
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Some Plot
   • technically
   • Season/Series 12
   • takes place between s12e13 and s12e14
   • Castiel Loves Dean Winchester
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss
   • Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester
   • Dean Winchester Loves Castiel
   • Angelic Grace Kink (Supernatural)
   • banana handjobs
   • casturbation
   • or lack thereof
   • Bisexual Dean Winchester
   • POV Dean Winchester
   • Blowjobs
   • Anal Sex
   • anticipatory grief
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Dean Winchester Has Panic Attacks
   • Castiel and Dean Winchester Use Their Words
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Partially Canon Compliant
   • Sam Winchester Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • My First Smut
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Castiel and Dean Winchester Being Idiots
   • Netflix and Chill

   Summary

   Castiel doesn't jerk off.

   When pressed, he will admit to having dabbled.

   He found it to be a "painful experience"

   He will not elaborate further.

   But Dean is pretty sure he can solve whatever the problem is.

   After all, what kind of friend would Dean be if he didn't help the guy out?

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   English

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