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/𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕/
🍏 : I'm very mad at you
⚡ : okay
Draco pouts at him.
🍏 : I'm not going to eat your cooking and ordering muggle takeout
His pout intensifies.
⚡: okay?
🍏 : Listen, you don't seem to be taking our fight seriously, I'm going to have to get more than, 'okay' from you
⚡: 👌
Harry's infuriating, Draco flushes with anger.
🍏 : THAT'S IT YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH
⚡ : Fine!
What did he just say? Draco eyes lance at Harry's calm countenance.
🍏 : What?
⚡:.......
🍏 : 🥹😭
Draco knows what to do with his husband, when he was being unreasonable. Draco wobbles his lips, with some fake tears, he looks at him sadly.
⚡: 😔
That's it Harry, give it up.
⚡ : I'm sorry, darling, you can spend on your favorite hair potions as much as you want, take more gold
🍏: 😌
Draco knows spending their fortune on useless muggle stuff and hair potions is bad spending, but hey, he is a man with a very attractive husband who keeps getting featured in witch weekly, Draco is not going to let some witch take his husband away, no sir.
He will spend his fortunes on dressing himself for Harry.