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Summary:

Your average chatfic :D

Notes:

Survivor Users:
Elliot: @TheGAYPizzaWorker
007n7: @TheC00lestGuy
Chance: @GAYGAMBLER
Noob: @BloxxyAddict
Guest 1337: @TheWarVetPTSD
Verronica: @3p1kSk4t3rXP
Shedlesky: @ILoveFriedChicken
BuilderMan: @PoweringDepression
Dusekkar: @INeedNewLines
Taph: @BoomGoesYourEstate
TwoTime: @StabesYourAnkles
Jane Doe: @SecretlyALesbian

Killer Users:
1x1x1x1: @KYSSHEDLETSKY
John Doe: @JohnDough
Slasher: @OffBrandKiKiMaMa
Guest 666: @CanablismBCIMissMyFriend
C00lkidd: @RedDemonicChild
Bluudude: @RanOverByA2002HondaAccord
Pr3ttyPrincess: @TheFairestPrettiestPrinces
Azure: @IMissMyMozzerellaFries
Noli: @VoidCultLeader
iTrapped: @ZestyIcePrince
Mafioso: @RageQuitNOW
Doombringer: @500Cigarets
Nosferatu: @WhoAskedForBro
The Spectre: @KidnappingAdultsAndChildren

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The Spectre sat in it’s office of chaos, watching all of its victims. ‘Hm…it seems as if things have died down around here..’

The Spectre sat down in its office, before he got an idea. ‘I Know!’ It exclaimed, ‘I’ll get them phones!’ The Spectre quickly went to go code them in, giving them access to apps and the ability to chat to other survivors and killers, but not anyone outside of forsaken. 

The Survivors sat down in their cabin, all sitting around the fireplace. Elliot was sleeping soundly on 007n7’s shoulder, the ex-exploiter stiff as a stone. “Hey Seven..” A teasing voice said. “So uh…you and Elliot..y’know..?” Chance asked, doing a very freaky hand symbol. 007n7’s face flushed a deep red as he turned to Chance, “Oh No! We uh- Uh- Uh- We haven’t gotten that far yet!” 007n7 quickly remarked, shanking his hands around frantically. Chance was about to go on with their teasing before a box fell on the table with a thud. The two turned their heads, along with most of the other awake survivors. “What’s that..?” Noob asked nervously, inching away from the box. “I dunno Kid, but we’re aboutta find out!” Chance exclaimed, walking towards the box and opening it over dramatically. Chance audibly gasped dramatically, before pulling out something like it was sacred. “WE GOT PHONES!! IM DOWNLOADING EVERY GAMBLING APP I FIND EHHEHSHRHSHHSHSHSHSHHEH!!” Chance exclaimed as they then ran off. Builderman was next to approach the box, pulling out a phone with a grey case and builder’s hat on it. The admin powers it on, the phone seeming normal. “Huh…I guess it’s the real deal..” The admin sat down with the device, Shedletsky peering over his shoulder to see. One by one, the survivors all got their phones and had them all set up. 

@kidnappingAdultsAndChildren Added 12 users:

 

GAYGAMBLER: uhm... gng... i think one of the gambling apps was a lie 🥀

 

WarVetPTSD: Isn’t gambling just losing your money?

 

GAYGAMBLER: shhshhh... one day you’ll understand me 💔💔

 

WarVetPTSD: ... okay...

 

TheC00lestGuy: Does anyone know how to get a killer’s number?

 

TheGAYPizzaWorker: WE WILL NOT BE SPEAKING TO THAT RED 40 CHILD OF YOURS N7 NOW GET BACK TO LETTING ME LAY ON YOU.

 

GAYGAMBLER: YO-

 

BloxxyAddict: Did they get jumped mid text..?

 

BoomGoesYourEstate: I think so.

 

BloxxyAddict: TAPH YOU CAN TALK??

 

BoomGoesYourEstate: I know how to text, I wasn’t always mute.

 

INeedNewLines: Why Is my name ‘INeedNewLines’ ?

 

BloxxyAddict: YOU CAN SPEAK IN NON-RHYMES?!?!?!??!

 

INeedNewLines: yes young one, thou shall not condemn the way I speak in the moral grounds of this texting app.

 

BloxxyAddict: …

 

SecretlyALesbian: How do I change my user?

 

3pikSk4t3rXP: OMG ME TOO!

 

SecretlyALesbian: what??

 

3pikS4t3rXP: I’m a Lesbian too!

 

TheC00lestGuy: Ok Elliot Finally fell asleep again. How do I get a killer’s number?

 

TheC00lestGuy: nvm I figured it out

 

GAYGAMBLER: is he on your lap??? 😼🥹

 

TheC00lestGuy: yes. Usually I’m on his lap, he says I’m like a heating pad :3

 

GAYGAMBLER: lmao, yaoi ♥️ ♥️

 

thy chat if StabsYourAnkles: i will sacrifice thy chat if  thy morons won’t stop talking.

 

INeedNewLines: put it on silent

 

StabsYourAnkles: thank thy spawn!! thank you oh divine pumkin

 

INeedNewLines: sybau

 

GAYGAMBLER: OMG YOU KNOW SLANG???

 

[@INeedNewLines has left the group chat]

 

[@KidnappingAdultsAndChildren had added 1 user to survivors]

 

[GAYGAMBLER HAS NAMED THE GROUPCHAT ‘LGBTQIA+’]

 

TheC00lestGuy: Please don’t disturb me and Elliot.

 

GAYGAMBLER: OMG ARE YOU TWO DOING THE FREAKY THING

 

GAYGAMBLER: OMG IM TEASING ELLIOT ABOUT THIS FOREVER

 

PoweringDepression: We shouldn’t go digging in those two’s business.

 

GAYGAMBLER: SYBAU BUILDER YOU LIKE THAT FATASS CHICKEN MAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK SHUT UP  >:(

 

PoweringDepression: You like the person that backstabbed you.

 

GAYGAMBLER: OH NO YOU DIDNT JST SAY THAT. 😡 💅

 

PoweringDepression: OH YES I DID. I IM THE ADMIN OF ROBLOX DONT PLAY WITH ME BOY. 🔨

 

GAYGAMBLER: OH WANNA GO OLD MAN?? YOU 4'9 AND IM- ... 4'0 uhm.. lets rethink this gays... ☺️

 

PoweringDepression: Oh HEL NAH. YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE BOY IMA WHOOP YOUR ASS.

 

GAYGAMBLER: NO PLEASE SIR MY LUCK ISNT HELPING MY HEIGHT PLEASE NIOOOO 🙏-

 

BloxxyAddict: I think they got jumped again.

 

ILoveFriedChicken: uhm... guys 🥺 buildy is whooping Chance 🥺🥺😢

 

INeedNewLines: Buildy?

 

BoomGoesYourEstate: YAOI! NOOB WRITE THIS DOWN!!

 

BloxxyAddict: ON IT!!

 

ILoveFriedChicken: ... yeah my pookie wookie bear Buildy 🥺😘😋😊

 

TheGAYPizzaWorker: Wtf that’s my uncle.

 

TheC00lestGuy: GET BACK HERE WE'RE NOT FINISHED-

 

TheC00lestGuy: please 🙏

 

TheGAYPizzaWorker: AHHHHH NO PLEASE MY POOR BACK-

 

GAYGAMBLER: Damn he’s not going to be able to walk for WEEKS. 💔

 

[The Spectre was weezing while reading this, yet it was time for the sleeping part of this relm.. He turned the sun off and the group chat full of the survivors quieted down...]