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you want it rough (you're out of bounds) by vastlyuntalented
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 May 2026
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“Most of the time when people order pizza with a celebrity name it’s just some college kids trying to get a good deal. And when celebrities do it, they usually use a pseudonym like John Smith so they don’t get recognised, but apparently you’re too stupid for that.” He crosses his arms defensively, and it sends a spark of pleasure up Richie’s spine.
“Yep, that’s me, stupid Richie Tozier. And you, mister-” He peaks down at the name tag protruding from the guy’s uniform. “-Eddie. What’s a sexy thing like you doing delivering pizzas? Porn doesn’t pay enough?”
Or: Richie could really use the hot pizza delivery guy's input
