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  1. Promise To Be Kind by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    10 May 2026

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    “Hey,” he called, “cut me down from here already!”
    The steps started up again, unhurried and careful, and then someone was chuckling.
    “They sent a Witcher?” A light voice asked, almost musical in tone. “They must really be worried.”
    “Yeah, you went after an Omega!” Lambert snapped at the bandit.
    “Hey, I only went through her bag,” the voice corrected, coming closer. “…Now what should I do with you?”

    Or: Lambert gets a little careless on a job, and ends up held captive by the bandit (Jaskier) he was hired to catch.
    Only things don't really make sense about this bandit.

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