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Because the cashier looks like she's about one thinly veiled criticism of her lipstick choice from shoving a pen through someone's eye, and the crone in front of you at the checkout is eyeing her lips with the piteous consternation of someone who was born in 1962 and struggles to grasp change as a concept, you take out your phone and fiddle with Pesterchum to avoid being counted as a witness.
Vriska works in retail, and Terezi makes a midnight Walmart run for a collection of objects that would qualify as probable cause in a murder investigation. Consequently, they go on a date.
By TactfulGnostalgic