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1. A Fool's Method by pigeonriot

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • basically canon compliant
   • Shane Hollander Has a Dildo
   • Shane Hollander's Dildo Doesn't Stay an Only Child
   • Ilya Rozanov Has a Big Dick
   • but it's not 9 inches like be SO fr ilya
   • Dildos
   • minor Shane/Rose
   • Masturbation
   • sad masturbation
   • Light Angst
   • Pining
   • DO NOT TRUST SHANE TO INVESTIGATE SHIT
   • Humor
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • POV Shane Hollander
   • Sex Toys
   • Anal Fingering
   • Coming Untouched
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Barebacking
   • i gave ilya some kinda hoodie kink idk it just happened
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Dom Ilya Rozanov
   • Sub Shane Hollander
   • Hair-pulling
   • Shane Hollander Cries During Sex
   • Dry Orgasm
   • Jealous Ilya Rozanov
   • ...of dildos lol
   • Ilya Rozanov Edges Himself
   • ←concept that is very important to me personally
   • Shane Hollander Calls Ilya Rozanov "Baby"
   • Shane Hollander in Subspace
   • Subspace
   • Aftercare
   • yes beta we thrive like the shorgasms
   • does it count as pwp if there is actually some plot but the plot is dildos?
   • Character Study

   Summary

   Even if there were a lot of things Shane didn’t understand about Rozanov and about their arrangement, he was at least sure of one thing: Rozanov was full of shit. No way in hell was he 9 inches.

   Shane thinks that the best course of action to figuring out Ilya’s actual dick size is to buy a bunch of dildos.

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