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"This is why you gotta dress sexy on your move-in day. Who knows what kind of men you run into in a new city, ya know?"
"What, is this some kind of philosophical rule you're making up on the fly? Normal people don't dress up to move boxes."
"Wait until you hear about my philosophical rules about making sure you've got furniture in your house before you move there, or not thinking about fucking your neighbour less than two hours before you move in. Imagine learning that your neighbour's got a small dick before you get to sleep in your own bed."
There's probably a rule about not fucking your hot, twice-your-age neighbour on the first day you meet. Unfortunately, Mydei has never been the greatest at making rational decisions.