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1. morning wood by godlyroman

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Trans Peter Parker
   • Trans Male Character
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Smut
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Top Wade Wilson
   • Bottom Peter Parker
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Peter Parker-centric
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

   Summary

   “You got a splinter stuck in your no-no square,” Wade looks at a mortified Peter in disbelief, “and you want me to help you get it out? Are you doing the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, step-bro’ thing? ‘Cuz if you are, I’m DTF but if you wanted me on you, you could’ve just asked”.

   Peter cringes at the reminder of his current predicament.

   “It’s not inside, it’s on the labia, I think. But…yes, I need your help. Just…please don’t make this more embarrassing than it already is,” Peter implores, already knowing that it’s an impossible expectation. He’s sitting at the very edge of the bed, elbows digging into his thighs and his hands over his face as he wishes for the mattress to swallow him whole.

   There’s no way this situation can be anything but humiliating.

   Or: Wade helps Peter with his morning wood.

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   English

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