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1. no two ways about it by masterwords

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Aaron Hotchner/Derek Morgan
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Established Relationship
   • Post-Canon
   • Alcohol
   • Old Friends

   Summary

   Hotch and Emily are old, grouchy and bitching over drinks while they wait for Derek.

   Series

   • Part 13 of The Chicago Times

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,477

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   25

   Bookmarks:

   2

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