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1. The Education of Alastor (Or: Six Terrible Discoveries About Himself) by doenotdisturb

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   12 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Original Hazbin Hotel Character(s)
   • Evelyn Wilder
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Praise Kink (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mommy Kink
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar is a Little Shit
   • The Witch & The Radio Demon Universe
   • TW&TRD: Off Air

   Summary

   Alastor survives angelic battles, Overlord politics, dismemberment, holy weaponry, and the general horrors of Hell with his dignity largely intact.

   Unfortunately, he is significantly less prepared for:

   * praise,
   * lap pillows,
   * soft thighs,
   * being called “good boy,”
   * and Evelyn Wilder existing within a five-foot radius.

   Or: six increasingly catastrophic moments in which the Radio Demon realizes he is, against all better judgment, devastatingly in love.

   Series

   • Part 2 of The Witch & The Radio Demon

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,511

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   23

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