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  1. Cupidly In Love by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    12 May 2026

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    Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
    1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
    2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.

    After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.

    Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
    Then he meets Oscar Piastri.

    Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.

    Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.

    Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.

    The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.

    Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.

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