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= => Be Sollux Captor.
You are now Vriska Serket. Oh, you said be Sollux? Why would you do that? Is Vriska not good enough? Surly you jest, Vriska is a busy girl. She has a lot of irons on the fire and you dare throw this time with her back in her face? How dare you, alas she is nothing if not forgiving! She forgives you and will allow you to be her again.
= => Be Vriska Serket.
You are now Vriska Serket. That is still a thing. That never stopped being a thing. Well it did briefly, but you were just forgiven. Well, water under the bridge, right? Right! You are currently talking to Mister Lisps A Lot. He’s not half bad, he just showed you to your homeroom where you’ll receive your timetable for the rest of the year. You’re not looking forward to the looks about your arm or the blacked out shade in your glasses. Luckily enough, Sollux is in your class and his eyes make him a bigger freak then you. “--- and you.” You heard him finish. “What?” You ask looking at him out the side of your eye. “I thaid you’d be the thecond new th’tudent in thith clathh thince the beginning of the year,” he replied, the sentence being butchered by his lisp.
You stood beside Sollux as he told you about all the people in your new class; simply saying what their name was and giving a vague description of each. It sounded like your class was full of freaks. You watched your teacher approach, well who you assumed to be your teacher, weird ass teacher. “That’th Doc. Thcratch.” Sollux informs you as you stare at the approaching teacher. He was wearing a white suit and a light green shirt with a darker green tie, but his face is what distracted you the most, or well lack of face. You entered the class no one seeming to notice the cue ball headed teacher that greeted your class in an almost digital voice. “We have a new student joining us today.”
The cue ball headed teacher gestured for you to stand at the top of the class and introduce yourself. So you do. “Heeeeeeeello!” You say with a toothy grin, glancing around your class. They were even all dressed weirdly. You looked around, a big sweaty guy with broken sunglasses listing intently to the teacher, well to you now. A girl wearing an oversized green jacket with a blue hat, resembling a cat sitting beside him, doodling with a blind girl, well you assumed she was blind from her awful doodles and her blank eyes that you could see from behind the red glasses. “My name is Vriska Serket.” You announce. A hipster with a purple streak in his hair, like a fashion backward skunk mumbles something you couldn’t hear. The girl, looking rather colourful beside him waved cheerily toward you, her jewellery jingling as she did so; “We’re reel-y excited to have you here! Glub!” She exclaimed with an excited smile on her face.
You were handed a time table and told that said girl, now known as Feferi Peixes would be showing you around. You left the room with Feferi ‘glubbing’ about all the exciting things you could do at this school and how much fun you’ll have. “Right…” You just agree with her, for now that is. She lets out an excited giggle, much the same as everything about her so far as she made another fish pun. “So! What happened to your arm, and your eye?!” She exclaimed, sounding worried. “Well, my arm…” You start, flipping some hair out of your face. “Nothing really” You grin, now onto the topic to your eye. “As for my eye, I doubt that it’ll shock yoooooooou, seeing all the people in your class that have such weird ass eyes. Mine is by far the most beautiful!” You explain, pushing your glasses up on your nose. “But we’ll talk more about that later."
She nodded eagerly. Leading you to your first class, which was unnecessary due to the fact that everyone in your class was going the same way. You could have easily trailed behind one of them. She leads you into the room, grabbing your wrist to make sure you sit beside her, the hipster skunk guy already sitting near the wall waiting for her. “Oh, cod, wwhy did you bring her with you Fef?” He asked, in a ridiculous accent and rolling his eyes. “Eridan,” She said lightly hitting his arm, to which he overdramatically gasped. “Be nice!” She scolded him. “Cod.” He mumbled under his breath. These fish puns were going to get annoying.