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“No, seriously, what did Margaret mean by ‘took you long enough’? Like, do we really seem gay?”
“You need to chillax, man, why does it even matter.”
“Dude, it totally matters because is this why she never asked me out? ‘Cause she thinks I'm gay?”
“Yeah, dude, you seem like you totally major in gay.” Rigby offhandedly joked, but Mordecai snapped his head towards the instigator, believing every word, “What!”
“I’m just jokin’ around, geez, but if it bothers you this much just say you're, like, bilingual or something.”
“Bisexual.” The other corrected before thinking more on Rigby’s not-so-bad idea.
“But wouldn't that just be adding to the lie?” He looked back at the other, who then peeked around his Gameboy, locking eyes.
“Are you sure you aren’t?”