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  1. Use Once & Destroy by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    13 May 2026

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    Barty Crouch Jr. has a carefully curated life philosophy: avoid responsibility, avoid feelings, and definitely avoid the hoover.

    Naturally, this all falls apart the moment he hoovers the kitchen, steals Evan’s weed, and ends up with a naked, crying Regulus Black in his bath.

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