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“Is this the place?”
Coil asked, hands on his hips looking at the building up and down. A white crunch with a brown roof and some teal stained glass around and a huge bell on the highest building.
“Yeahh don't worry man that's what Google maps said” (they have google alright 🙏)
Skateboard said opening the camera on his phone and summoning his gear while patting coils shoulder.
“Skate- isn't a bit dumb to do it in daylight tho- I mean I get it but that's a cult and they have like.. freaky ass killers there no?”
Boombox breathed out a bit if panic in his voice not only because of the place just looking like really really uncanny and also because he was the least in shape of the group and if someone is going to be stuck in there it's gonna be him
“Come on boombox it's just rumors! I mean sure they're a freaky cult and all but what reasons do they have to keep killers there? That's so dumb!”
Skateboard barked out with a laugh while coil was setting up his camera
“Yeah boombox don't be a pussy we go in, run a bit maybe loop around and go out if not through the door than a window or something!”
With that boombox felt more confident and finally set up his phone camera too and they all walked up to the big doorway that was surprisingly unlocked?
“Alright guys ready… set… GO FUCKING GO!”
as the skateboard yelled they busted in and started running. The inside was also white and it was the main hall of the church with the benches in the side and an altar in the middle with a pipe organ behind it. A few cult members who were wearing teal panicked before one screamed “hey! You can't be here!” but the goon squad kept running to the stairs on the left of the main hall, the cult members tried running after them but coil and skateboard pushed around some benches and candles to the ground blocking them as they kept running to the stairs to the second floor.
“FUCK yes! Eat shit assholes!”
Coiled yelled at them pointing his middle finger at them while they kept running and running like their life dependent on it although boombox was starting to get tried
As they got to the second floor they could hear one if the members said something along with calling someone but that didn't matter right? I mean who could they call? Their daddy overseer?
“Up up up! Come on guys!”
Skateboard chanted opinion up the door to the second floor the place was now a big hallway with a bunch of room but less cult members as they kept running their phones still recording everything
“Yo guys-.. I'm starting to get tired-..”
Boombox hupfeld still running but being behind skateboard and coil
“Don't worry bro! We need to find the stairs down and were-”
Skateboard said looking back at boombox but then hit someone that towered over him an infernal with two teal hours that grew back and turned a bit black in the end a white hat a glass eye thing? And a scar under the other eye.
“Howdy kids, aah'm sorry to be a party popper but aah need to escort ya’ out”
The tall infernal said holding a glowing tear scythe that looked really really really scary bro like they're cooked. Skateboard gulped but then immediately boombox took his hand pulling him to a different way to coil that was now leading.
“Okay- okay- plan b! Umm shit shit-”
Boombox said as he looked back at skateboard who was catching up fast but saw scythe (you guys know who she is come on😔) running towards them scythe in hand, she was fast for someone who looked like a hag to boombox
“We go up! To the roof and we slide off!”
Boombox continued while still running for a solid five minutes now
“Are you dumb?! We can die or something! This isn't a phighting match!”
Coil looked back shouting at boombox but then saw scythe behind them and ran faster
“Shut up! Just keep going and follow me!”
Skateboard shouted at coil and jumped onto his skateboard now riding it to another door that lead to the third floor and he rummaged into it and got off to climb up the stairs
“Ya kids are only makin' it harder fo-wah meh”
Scythe said with a laugh now throwing it up and switching to rifle mode as she tries to shoot them
“AH! WHAT THE FUCK YOU CRAZY HAG!?”
coil screamed back at scythe as they all kept running
“Close the door!”
Skateboard barked at boombox as he was running as he got into the stairs room( idk what you call it in American my bad) and shut the door close locking it as well and they kept running up the stairs to the third floor and hopefully the last. It was another in of these hallways but with all kinds of different horns put up as throphis at the end of it was a more clearer door that probably led to the roof hearing the door that boombox locked break open they were practically about to shit their pants from the fear
“Go go go-! This has to be the last floor”
Boombox said huffing heavily giving the best Sprint of his life just to get out of there alive but then they heard a rifle shooting their way again now with less accuracy as scythe was getting absolutely pissed at them
“Ya kids are startin' to piss meh off”
Scythe shouted as the goon squad could hear her footsteps getting heavier and faster and she switched back to scythe mode now using it to dash forward getting closer. Coil opened the door on the end of the hallway and opened to a small room that was tall with stairs as the three started climbing they saw the light at the end the scorching sun was hitting their faces it was like god was there to save them or something
“Come on! Almost there!”
Skateboard said running and helping boombox climb the stairs higher with a push in his back as they finally got up hearing scythe get closer and closer they saw the huge bell right next to them looking at the roof and coil because he's so smart decided to give the bell a big smack making a bunch of noise before he felt skateboard push him and boombox onto the roof
“Come on guys! We need to get the FUCK out if here!”
Coil and boombox fell and slid to the edge if the roof and skateboard aura farming went on his skateboard to slide of the roof before they all jumped down back to the start now running as fast as they could to the train back home
Scythe looked at them from the roof as a cult member followed her
“Boss, what do we do about them?”
They asked anxious
“Jack shit, nobody will take this seriously. Also we need to actually lock the buildin' it's lak the third time this week