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"Where did you say it was again?"

"It's over this way Trainer! We gotta go! They said they'd only be open for a little bit on the ticket."

Sigh.

"Okay Special Week. Lead the way."

"Okay!"

"Spe wait for-"

My brown haired umamusume compatriot runs forward, leaving me in the dust. Oh Lord. These girls. Can't even give an old woman a bit of a break. Sure, I'm 23 but I feel like I'm 60 with how much running around I gotta do.

"Damn girl. Wins the Japan Cup and thinks she can run as she pleases. At least let me catch up first."

I continue forward and keep an eye out for her. I soon catch up to her at an unmarked door in the wall. This must be the place.

"Trainer! It's over here!"

"I can see that Spe. Just. Just let me catch my breath first. I'm not an uma like you."

She waits for me impatiently, tapping her foot, tail whipping. I get you're hungry but pleaseeee, let me breatheeee. Where's that ticket. Need to find it. There. Read it once more just to make sure.

Ticket for entry.

Present this ticket upon entry to gain access to a wonderfully delicious three course meal courtesy of the Three Chefs.

Yeah. Okay.

"Alright Spe. Ready to head in?"

"Yes Trainer! Oh I can't wait! Suzuka told me this place was really good! I can't believe someone sent me those tickets!"

Yeah. Apparently someone had sent her a letter with two tickets to something called Cafe of the Three Chefs, and had included my name as a recipient. Sigh. Just my luck.

"Yeah yeah. Let's go eat already."

Special Week opens the door for me and we head inside. I'm met by the pleasant scent of spices and sugar, along with the sounds of cooking. The interior is almost cozy, with a few tables and chairs littered around. The door shuts with a thud.

"Wow, talk about nice. Did Suzuka say anything else about this place?"

"No, just that the food was really delicious, and she brought a friend here once. Man, that smells good."

I nod at her in agreement. It really does. We stand around for what feels like hours before a few voices carry through the place.

"Seat yourselves!"

"We'll be out shortly!"

"Yeah and don't think of trying anything funny!"

We oblige and take a seat, Spe sitting across from me, her hands folded in her lap. If I hadn't known any better, I would've thought she was anything but the country bumpkin she was, but I guess a few years of training someone will do that. Still though, she is my trainee and I wouldn't have it any other way. I smile at her.

"Spe."

She looks at me after a couple of seconds, having gotten lost in thought.

"Trainer?"

I chuckle at her absentmindness. Sometimes she gets a bit too focused on stuff.

"What's on your mind?"

She shakes her head, ears dropping a little.

"Just thinking about the Arima Kinen. I know Grass is trying to beat me but I'm still not sure if I can do it."

Now I'm shaking my head. Special Week, the Supreme Commander of Japan, winner of the Japan Derby and Japan Cup, nervous about racing Grass Wonder? Tell me it ain't so. It never comes though which leaves me to comfort her.

"I believe in you Spe. We wouldn't have made it this far if not for your efforts. Besides, if you win I'll take you to that buffet you're such a fan of."

"REALLY? I MEAN YEAH! You're right! I just gotta believe! Thanks, Trainer!"

Oh Spe. What would I do without you.

"Oh hello there! You two are Special Week and Trainer ——— Correct?"

I look up to see an uma with blue hair and sea blue eyes in a chefs apron smiling at us. I can only nod. Spe does the same. The blue haired umamusume sticks her hand out to us. I take it and give it a shake, only for her to giggle and shake her head.

"Sorry. I should have clarified. Do you two have your tickets?"

Oh! Right. The admission tickets. Just gotta… there! They're… glowing? Before I can question further they're taken by the uma and put away.

"Wonderful. It's nice to meet the two of you. You may call me Barbie. I'll be your waitress today and one of the chefs. Would you like some menus?"

We nod in unison and she leaves, returning seconds later with some menus. Spe gets one and immediately begins to browse. I reach out for the one Barbie is handing me but it gets pulled away at the last second, a look of concern spreading across her face.

"You're not… human are you? Nevermind. I have another menu for you, Trainer ———. Part of a special we're running for our human guests. Please allow me a moment."

She immediately darts away, back to wherever it is the kitchens at. The sounds of voices grows louder.

That was strange. What did she mean by not human?

"Spe. Did you hear that?"

"Yeah. She's getting you a menu. Do you think I should go for the hamburg steak with a carrot or the katsudon rice carrot ramen Trainer?"

"No Spe I mean- nevermind. Pick whatever you want, it's on me."

She doesn't even bother to look up, seeming to almost salivate at the menu. So much for that. Guess I'll just have to wait and see what's going on. Barbie returns a few minutes later with a few sheets of paper and a pencil, setting them down on the table in front of me.

"Here we are. Please fill out each page to the best of your ability, Trainer——. It's part of a special we're running. The dishes you'll receive are entirely based on your answers. Isn't that so fun?"

I nod and begin to look over the paper. It's nothing like a menu. Interesting…

Create your own Uma. Fill in details below to create a one of a kind umamusume.

Page 1.

What hair color/hairstyle should she have?

This is. Huh.

"Are you sure this is the right thing for me?"

Barbie just nods.

"Oh I'm absolutely certain! Give it a try! Do be honest though. We wouldn't want to give you a dish you won't enjoy after all! Is there anything else you need from me?"

I shake my head and she leaves. Build your own uma huh?

"Spe are you seeing this? Shouldn't I have gotten like a regular menu or something? Spe??? Are you even listening?"

She seems sucked in by that menu, not even bothering with a response. Even with her appetite, I've never seen her this focused. Guess I'm on my own then. Back to the page.

Page 1

What hair color/hairstyle should she have?

Hmmm. Blue seems like a good color choice. Like that girl from Ascendance of a Bookworm. And maybe twintails too.

Dark Blue Twintails, with long straight hair falling beneath her shoulders.

What ear length/color should she have (Small/Medium/Large/Extra large)? If unable to determine, please list one uma.

Ear length huh? I've seen a few ears in my time. Mediums probably best, and same blue as her hair. Yeah. That's it. Just like Spe.

Dark Blue Medium Ears.

What hair markings does she have, if any at all?

Hmm. I kind of get this one. It's like Spe or Grass right? Probably a line of sorts. That'd look cool wouldn't it?

White streak of hair on the right side of her short bangs.

What eye color does she have?

Thats simple!

Silver eyes. Like the Moon.

What kind of voice should she have; Soprano (High pitched voice), Alto (Normal pitch voice), Contralto (Low pitched voice) and would it be soft or rough?

Hmmmm. This one's trickier. Spe would probably be an Alto, whereas Rudolf is a Contralto. I do think she'd sound nicer as a Soprano though like Curren Chan or Haru. Yeah. Let's go with that.

Soprano with the softest and gentlest voice possible.

End of Page 1.

I did it! Wonderful! Take that, mysterious menu! Barbie returns soon after to check in on us.

"Did we need more time or are we ready to order you two?"

Spe nods.

"I'll take two orders of hamburg steaks with carrots please!"

Barbie turns to me, smiling.

"Did you fill the first page out?"

I nod and she takes the first page before heading back, leaving us alone once more. I chuckle at the absurdity of it all before sighing.

"This is nice Spe, but I still can't help but dread what comes next."

She tilts her head at me, confused.

"What do you mean Trainer? I'm the one who invited you."

I shake my hand and wave her off.

"It's not that. If anything, I'm using this to distract myself from what I gotta do."

"Which is?"

"I gotta come out to everyone remember?"

She tilts her head further, causing me to groan.

"I'm trans, remember? You were the first to know, but right now you're the only person who knows. Just worried how everyone's gonna react when I tell them I'm actually a woman."

Her face lights up in realization and she smiles at me.

"Yeah I remember now! I think it'll go well Trainer. El has that friend I told you about, remember? Though El is gone a lot to visit her but shes nice. Suzuka would be understanding too!"

I nod slowly but don't smile.

"It's not them I'm worried about Spe. I'm worried about King and Tazuna and Toujou. What if they don't accept me?"

She shakes her head, ears pinning slightly while leaning forward.

"They will Trainer! I know they will!"

I raise my voice unwillingly.

"But what if they don't!"

"Then-THEN! ILL HAVE YOUR BACK!"

I stop for a moment before chuckling. Of course she's got my back.

"Thanks, Spe."

She nods happily. Barbie returns with our food soon after. Just as asked for, Spe receives two hamburg steaks with carrots. A big bowl, bigger than anything I've ever seen before, is set in front of me, covered by a giant metal lid.

"And for our special guest!"

The lid comes away to reveal a bowl of ramen with all sorts of fixings. Fish, chicken, katsu slices, it's so much. The aroma instantly awakens a hunger within me. I have to stop myself from drooling.

"A very special protein filled ramen for you Trainer ——ossom."

Hold on.

"What did you just call me?"

Barbie shakes her heads and puts her hands up defensively, ears drooping.

"My apologies Trainer ———. It seems you're not quite ready to receive that name just yet. Regardless, do enjoy!"

She scurries off before I can ask further. I'm of half a mind to ask Spe what's going on with this place and where she got the tickets, but my stomach growls with hunger, sending another pang through me. Without a care, I begin to dig in. The first spoonful is explosive. The flavors mix wonderfully. The texture is just the right mix of crunchy and soft. And it's so warmmmm. Warmth fills my chest and soul as I leave not a a bite left before sipping down the broth. My ears flutter happily at the meal before drooping once I realize it's completely gone. For some reason, everything becomes a little bit louder. I wonder why?

"Spe? How is it? Is it good?"

My voice doesn't hurt my ears like usual for some reason. Whatever it is, Spe looks at me with a strange look before smiling.

"Yeah! It's really delicious!"

"I'm glad. This dish was really good too! Damn! Didn't think anyone could make something this delicious but I already want more."

Spe just nods. Multiple sets of footsteps begin to make their way in from the kitchen. Both my and Spe's ears swiveling to catch the sound. Sure enough, three umamusume appear at our table. There's Barbie, then an umamusume with red hair with a white blaze mark and green eyes, with a third black haired and red eyed umamusume in tow. I stare up at the various smiles we get.

"Hello there Special Week and Trainer ———. We're the chefs cooking your food today. Got anything to say?"

I nod furiously.

"It was really delicious! May I have some more please!"

Spe repeats my words too, her tail wagging. The black haired umamusume stares at me, gives a thumbs up, and walks back. The red haired umamusume seems to be staring at me.

"Damn Barbie, shes gorgeous. Just look at that hair and how pretty her ears are. You said her name was ———?"

Barbie nods, leaving me slightly confused. Her? Surely they're not talking to me? The red haired uma waves at me. She is!

"Trainer ——— was it? Must say you've got quite the choice in uma. You're as gorgeous a sight as ever. Especially with those twin tails of yours. Can't wait for the rest. I'm Darleb. I'll be switching with Barbie here if that's okay."

I just nod, blushing heavily at the compliment, and watch as Barbie steps away, my ears flickering happily. I don't know why I feel so happy all of a sudden, but it is what it is.

"So. You two ready for the second course?"

"Yes!"

"Yes ma'am!"

Darleb chuckles, her tail wagging.

"Oh my! How formal! Special Week, I'll get a menu for you. As for you ———, fill out the second page and get it back to me. Got it? Make sure yer honest with me on this."

I nod in acknowledgement and soon enough Spe has a menu and we're back to waiting, Darleb heading back to the kitchen.

"I take what I said back earlier Spe. This place and its staff are awesome. Thanks for inviting me."

"It's no problem Trainer! I'm really enjoying the food a lot! Like this menu! There's so many different things I've never heard of!"

That gets a giggle out of me. Speaking of, I reach up and make sure my twintails aren't messed up. They aren't. Perfect. Time to read the second page.

Page 2

What bodytype does your uma have? Is she petite, lean, broad, bulky, muscular, or any mix of the above? Be as specific as possible.

What? What does bodytype have to do with this?

"Hey Spe?"

She's focused on the menu once more. Oh my lord.

"Hey Spe!"

Still nothing. Grrrrr.

"SPECIAL WEEK!"

"Huh? Trainer? What's going on?"

I stare at her and can't help but smile.

"You back with me now? Menu that delicious huh?"

Her ears droop a little as she smiles sheepishly at me.

"Yeah sorry. All of this just looks so good."

I nod, ears flickering at her.

"That's good, Spe, but I have a question about some of this if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather continue browsing food pictures?"

She begins to drool at that and I can only chuckle further. Spe takes a second to compose herself before nodding.

"Whatever it is Trainer you can trust me! What's up?"

I hold up the page and begin to hand it over.

"It's asking me about body-"

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

My and Spe's ears pin immediately at the sudden interruption. Darleb has made it to our table without even so much as a footstep, scaring the bejeezus out of us, snatching the paper away from me.

"Special Week continue browsing the menu! That's an order!"

Spe looks like she wants to say something but follows the instructions almost immediately. I try to get her attention again but nothing happens. It's like she can't even hear me. I should be worried but… I'm not? Why? Strange things keep happening and-

"Hey! Eyes up here! You got a question? Take it up with me. Now what did you have a question on?"

I'm handed back the page. What was I worried about again? Oh yeah. That's right. Something about bodytypes for an uma. I nod at Darleb.

"Bodytypes. I don't quite get what that is."

"I see. Well it's basically how an uma is built. As a trainer I'm sure you know of some of the umas out there like Grass Wonder, El Condor Pasa, Taiki Shuttle, and Seiun Sky. Grass is petite, El is lean, Taiki is bulky, and Seiun is a mix of being petite and lean. Hell, you could even use one of 'em if you wanted to for the question."

That makes a lot of sense actually. Hmmm.

I stare at Spe for a second before thinking over my options. Yeah. Seems ideal.

"Figure it out?"

"Yeah. Thank you."

"Good. I'll be back in a bit then. Continue at it. Your compatriot may be a bit unresponsive given our delectable menu, but please do call for me if you have any other questions!"

I nod once more and she's off. Okay. Here we go.

What bodytype does your uma have? Is she petite, lean, broad, bulky, muscular, or any mix of the above? Be as specific as possible.

Something like Grass would be ideal. Petite I think she'd said. Perhaps a smaller frame with a little more curvature? Yeah. YEAH. This sounds perfect.

Petite and lean like Grass Wonder. Smaller frame, more curves.

How tall is your uma?

This one's easy. I'm relatively tall compared to Spe (about 6 cm taller.) so this one should be easy.

162 cm.

What size chest should your uma have? Small/Flat, Medium, Large, Extra Large.

That's something I guess? Strange question to ask but oh well. I sort of get it. King Halo comes to mind for this.

Medium Chest. Slightly larger than King Halo (still first rate!).

Alright. Last question. Spe still seems absorbed in the menu, muttering something to herself. I attempt to get her attention once more but to no avail. She really is out of it, dammit. Oh well. Maybe ordering will help her get back to normal. Back to it I guess.

What personality/traits does your uma have?

Tougher than I would've thought for sure. If I really was an uma what would I wanna be like? I mean I'm trying to be a girl as it is, so what would I wanna be like? Not like I am currently that's for sure. Think. What are the others like? Grass is kind but very scary when angry. Spe is absentminded sometimes but very outgoing and determined. Seiun is Seiun. Hmmmm. Oh! I got it!

She would be a very kind and gentle uma! Someone very steadfast and strong but also very demure and graceful. Very patient and soft-spoken, she would put the needs of others before herself. Takes care of herself very well and also nearly impossible for her to get mad or upset at anything.

Done!

As if somehow sensing my finish, Darleb shows up at our table almost immediately, her ears standing to attention. My ears follow suit, my chest puffed out in pride. I did it! Spe finally seemed to take notice, smiling up at Darleb.

"Alright! You two ready to order now?"

We nod. Spe begins ordering.

"I'll have three bowls of the creamy karage donburi please!"

"Wonderful! And as for you Trainer ———, you finished the second page?"

I nod and hand it to her. She smiles at us and takes off. I grin at Spe, my worries almost forgotten. This whole thing is fun in a strange sort of way. Can't wait to see what they bring out next.

"So Spe, how are you and Dober doing? I don't know too much about it but I'm told you two have been visiting each other a bit more lately. Mind filling me in?"

Spe blushes and looks away for once. Must've struck a nerve huh? I just lean forward, resting my elbows on the table. Come on Spe. Tell me everything.

"We're… We're… We're dating. She asked me out after my Derby win. Suzuka said I should go for it, so I did. She's really pretty and she draws really well. That's all. I mean, not to say I don't like her, she's just reserved."

Smirking at her, I begin to laugh. Oh Spe. You really don't change.

"As long as she makes you happy, I couldn't care less. You said she draws?"

She nods slowly.

"Yeah. She draws manga and all sor-"

"I hope you two are ready to chow down on some grub! Three bowls of creamy Karage Donburi for Special Week."

Guess that's the end of that for now. Another giant bowl with a lid is set in front of me. Darleb sets some chopsticks and a fork down next to it.

"And for our very special guest Trainer ———, may I present to you-"

The lid comes away and I'm treated to the amazing sight of a bunch of seaweed mixed with rice and all sorts of fried things, along with a few takoyaki balls. In addition, there's what seems to be mochi squares set on small plate in the middle of the whole thing.

"Presenting to you! Our esteemed guest! Fried and Smoked Seaweed Salad with complementary Takoyaki complete with a side of red bean mochi squares! This is a dish of my own making. Please do enjoy ———. Should either of you need anything, please call out for me!"

With a bow, she takes her leave, leaving me and Spe to devour the food with our eyes. It all looks so lavish! The presentation is on point, the aromas are maddening, and the way steam billows off of everything gets us both excited. We both clap our hands together, giving thanks before Spe digs in. I try to figure out what to eat.

Dear lord it all looks so good! Where do I even start!

Ultimately, I decide upon the mochi squares. The first bite is almost sublime! The way the mochi pulls apart between my teeth but also doesn't give quite easily, combined with the sweetness of the red bean paste? I've never tasted anything near this delightful before. Why it is quite simply divine! Square after square disappears until soon there's no more. I shift a little in my seat. My clothes for some reason don't feel as fitting anymore, and simultaenously tighter in the chest area. Whatever it may be, there is food waiting on me. Perhaps I didn't wear the right bra today? Yeah. That's gotta be it. Finding bras my size is usually difficult as it is. It is what it is. Nothing to be done for it.

"I wish Darleb was here so I could properly thank her for the food."

There goes Spe staring at me again.

"Is something the matter, Spe?"

Her expression changes almost instantly once more, morphing into a smile.

"Nope! This food is soooooo good, Trainer. You should try some!"

I giggle lightly at her comment but refuse the offer. It's hers. She should enjoy it. At least she understands, pushing no further and allowing me to start on the takoyaki. It's a bit tangy, and much chewier than the mochi somehow, but that doesn't take away from it at all. Is it just me or is the room a bit bigger now? Spe's almost at eye level with me. Weird but not… out of place. Interesting. Oh well. Just a little more to go.

"Wow Spe. This is quite nice. Much nicer than I would have thought otherwise."

She responds by continuing to eat. I can only giggle at her as I begin to eat the rest of my food. My ears flicker happily with every bite. The karage mixed with the seaweed creates an interesting flavor profile I've never experienced before. Halfway through my second bite I notice that I'm not quite sitting right. Crossed legs? That's not how a proper lady sits. Time to adjust. There we go. Smaller bites now. You must show respect to the hosts. Even with my smaller bites, the food disappears in no time. I can only smile as Spe finishes her own. I bow in gratitude, Darleb showing up shortly after. She's grinning, her tail wagging.

"Well you two, did ya enjoy it? Quite a dish I cooked up huh? What say you Special Week? Trainer ——Blossom?"

That's not my name but…

"Ms. Darleb? That's… nevermind. My apologies… I don't wish to cause trouble."

Darleb stares at me as if I've got a screw loose. What's there to it? It's only proper to apologize.

"You're fine, sweetheart. What of you Special Week? What did you think?"

Spe nods, grinning as wide as she can, her tail thumping against her seat. She's still got some food on her face. I consider saying something but opt against it. It's better not to cause trouble for her. For some reason though, I feel happier and much calmer than before, offering Darleb and Spe a soft but genuine smile, my ears flickering happily.

"Great! I'll be back shortly then. Please take this time to reflect upon your experience thus far. I sure hope it's been a good one for you two."

We nod as she leaves. I fold my hands in my lap and turn to Spe, smiling at her. She's doing that thing again where she's staring. It's quite alright though. I know she means no harm by it.

"Trainer, you seem different somehow."

"How Spe?"

She squints even harder but eventually her expression returns to one of neutrality. I don't understand but that's okay. She seems happy at least. That's all I could ask for, smiling at her.

"Thank you for worrying for my sake, Spe, but I'm fine. I appreciate it."

She nods, her ears wiggling.

"Always for you, Trainer! Suzuka really wasn't kidding when she said this place was the best."

We sit in silence for a bit longer before Darleb and Barb return, followed by that third uma from earlier. A whistle follows as they stare at me, causing me to blush and slightly scoot back.

"Wowee Darleb! This one's surely your best work! I know ya gave her what she asked for but still! She's quite a beaut!"

I recoil further at the compliment, face turning even redder. Darleb steps forward and kneels.

"Now now, sweetheart. We mean no harm by it. Yer just gorgeous as a plum is all. Came out right as you should've."

"I… I'm sorry?"

"Back off of her Darleb, can't ya see she's uncomfortable?"

"Ahh to hell with it, Barb. She's quite the looker dont ya agree? What of you, Special Week? She look good to you?"

Spe looks at them and then back at me before shrugging.

"I don't know. She looks pretty if that's what you're asking."

My blush deepens even further, hands coming up to cover my face, ears pinning as far as they'll go. I just need to endure it and it'll pass. That's all I need to do.

"Awwwww. We won't keep ya long then, Trainer ——Blossom."

"That's…."

A chuckle. My hands stay up.

"She's even too shy to deny it. Adorable. Regardless we'll get out of both of yer hair. Turkey here's gonna be taking care of you two."

I remove my hands and glance up to see the third uma step forward, grumbling about something angrily. Darleb and Barb rush back to the kitchen.

"Yeah. I'm Turkey. I'll be serving you two the third course. I'll be getting you your menus as usual so don't go anywhere got it?"

I nod slowly at her. She heads off once more, allowing me to regain my full composure and sit at the table with Spe once more.

"That was… intense. I hope to never encounter such a thing again."

Spe nods before seemingly getting lost in thought. I watch her intently.

"Say Trainer. Are you still scared of coming out later?"

I freeze for a moment before nodding.

"Yes. I'm still somewhat afraid of such a thing going wrong. I hold a lot of respect for my peers and I wish not to lose that. Especially King. I fear what her reaction may be."

Spe is silent for a moment. I wait for her to speak.

"I think you're overthinking it, Trainer. King-san would never act like that with you of all people. She may act a certain way but I know she cares in a good way. Believe in yourself."

That gets me to smile. Of course. Thank you, Spe.

"Besides, it's not like you have feelings for her. That'd really complicate things. At least that's what Mom always told me."

My smile drops and I opt to remain silent. It's not my place to nag Spe for this, even if it does hurt. Turkey returns with a menu for Spe before turning to me and pointing to the last page on the table.

"She's gonna order off the menu once more. Fill out the third page and be honest. Or else you're not gonna like what I got to say. Got it?"

I nod, ears swaying anxiously. She takes that as her cue and leaves once more. Spe is absorbed in the menu once more. There's a new feeling eating at me but I'm not sure how to describe it. I'm half tempted to ask my food partner for help but… No. It's fine. I can do this. Just continue with the meal. Spe's having fun so you should too.

Yeah. I can deal with this later. No need to bother her about it. Thanks Spe.

Third page here we go.

Page 3.

What color/length is her tail?

That's right. She should have a beautiful tail. Something to match her hair.

Long. Blue like her hair.

Does she wear glasses?

Hmmm. I do think women with glasses are pretty. King wore glasses that one time and… Focus! Iron lady! Iron lady!

Okay. Yeah. Glasses it is. Wonderful.

Yes. A set of Square Rim Glasses for her to see.

What should she specialize in? Speed? Strength? Endurance? Bravery? or Smarts? You may opt for a mix of up to three.

I'm a trainer so more than likely smarts. An intelligent lady is quite a delight.

She's very intelligent, both emotionally and intellectually. Using those smarts to help those around her and do the best she can.

Last question and then it's all over. Wonderful.

Do you wish to run?

This one's strange but it's almost… Hmmm. I could ask Spe but she's busy. Disturbing her right now would be too much of a bother. Still though, something about this question feels right? Like there's something about it that just connects with me.

Yes.

End of Page 3.

There! All done!

The moment I finish writing Turkey is at our table once more, grumbling something about horsefem. She just glares at the both of us before smiling.

"Both of you ready to order?"

We nod.

"Lets start with you then Special Week. What would you like to have?"

"Four orders of the deluxe carrot egg curry please!"

Turkey turns to me, grabbing my menu and motioning me up. I do so quickly, unsure of what's going on.

"This third course takes place away from your trainee Trainer ——Blossom of. I hope you don't mind."

"Thats-"

Nevermind. I shouldn't be impolite. I just nod and she smiles at me, before turning to Spe.

"Special Week. I'm bringing your Trainer away if that's okay. We have a special treat waiting for her."

Spe just nods happily. Something should be wrong but I don't know what it is. Must be nothing.

"Okay! Have fun, Trainer!"

"T-Thank you, Spe."

"Right this way then."

I'm led away, glancing back with every step at Spe. I worry for her, but at least she seems happy? I just hope she'll be okay.

"Hey, girl! You gonna walk with me or you gonna keep looking back at your trainee? This is a restaurant, not an art gallery."

EEP!

"I'm sorry! I'll keep up!"

"No need to apologize, just keep moving."

Turkey continues forward, her tail lashing. I need to be better for these gracious hosts. Yeah. Shoulders straight. Arms lowered. Eyes forward. Walk with your hips. One foot in front of the other. I watch her glance back at me and smile as she stops in front of a table.

"You really have changed. How ya feeling so far?"

How do I feel? Fine I think. Surprisingly happy for some reason.

"I feel wonderful. I truly do appreciate this opportunity you've given us, Turkey. My apologies if I've offended any of you in any way."

"Well yeah. You've been an amazing customer as it is. For now, however, take a seat and wait for your meal. Won't be too long now before you're fed and right where you need to be."

I nod softly, taking a seat and watching her walk back to wherever the kitchen is. The compliments from earlier ring in my mind. Beautiful. They think I'm beautiful.

My cheeks redden. Yeah I guess I am somewhat gorgeous. I do try my best to take care of myself, but some mornings aren't as great as others. Still though, it is appreciated.

What would King think though? Would she find me as pretty as these three women? Spe thinks it's fine, but still. I can't help but worry.

Turkey pops up at my table suddenly, giving me quite the fright. In her hand is a bigger bowl than any of the others from earlier. The lid seems to almost vibrate.

"Alright! Hope you're ready to eat because this is the third and final course! If I find a lick of food left its your ass! Got it?"

I nod in fear as she sets the bowl down in front of me, lifting it quickly. Its… Sushi! And lots of it! Next to it sits a small bowl of soy sauce and some wasabi and ginger. Theres so many different colors, shapes, and sizes of sushi it nearly makes my head spin. I can only manage a bow and a thank you before I take the first bite. Salmon. Exactly as I expected it to taste but!

"So? How is it?"

I'm stunlocked at how fresh and amazing this tastes! The fish isn't quite chewy but it doesn't fall apart either, causing me to elicit a soft moan as I go in for another piece. It somehow tastes even better. A chuckle from Turkey.

"That good is it? Figured. I am a good chef after all."

"Thank you very much, Turkey! This is simply divine!"

For some reason that gets her to laugh even more.

"Oh, Trainer Blossom. Like you wouldn't believe."

I make it through a third piece, then a fourth. I'm about to go for my fifth when suddenly things grow more blurry. Everything becomes harder to see all of a sudden. My glasses! That must be it! They have to be here somewhere! Reaching around, I begin to dig through my pockets to no avail, accidentally brushing my chest in the process. Ow! That's sensitive. Yeah. I really should've checked which bra I wore today.

"Looking for something?"

I turn towards the sound of the voice and see a blurry shape where Turkey used to be, nodding at it.

"Here. Take these."

Something's placed into my hand. Glasses! Yes! I quickly put them back on and the world comes into view. Turkey seems to be grinning at me.

"Thank you, Turkey-san. I forgot I wasn't wearing them for some reason. It feels good to see again."

She just grins wider, my ears perking happily.

"Don't mention it. Continue enjoying your food why dontcha?"

I don't have to be told twice. Six, seven, eight more slices of sushi and sashimi slip past my teeth and down my throat. Every piece seems to fill me with more and more warmth, my tail wagging at full force, smacking the chair behind me.

"You that excited about it? And here I thought it was just good. Thanks for the compliment."

My face heats up but I don't stop, devouring more and more. Things seem to become clearer now, my worries from earlier seemingly figuring themselves out. Of course King is gonna be supportive. I know how her Mom is. She's trying to be different from that. Plus, don't we have that one trans uma at Tracen? Phoenix Flare I think was her name? It should be fine if I come out. My tail just continues to wag faster and faster. I make it through the last piece and I am filled with more energy than I can handle. For some reason, there's like this itch in my legs. Is this what Spe feels when she tells me she wants to run? I get it now. Turkey's laughter pulls my attention…

"Slow down there, girl. I know it's tempting but we're not quite done yet. Shucks, you're already halfway out of your chair as it is. At least say thanks first."

Oh. OH! How embarassing! She's right! I was just about to dart out too and leave Spe behind. How shameful. I'm supposed to be much better than this. Regardless, I should make things right. Bowing, I begin to speak.

"Please forgive me, Turkey! I don't know what came over me but I did not wish to give off the impression that I wasn't enjoying the food or wanted to leave you behind. It was very delicious and I am truly grateful for what you've done for me and Spe!"

"Now now, you don't have to go through all that. Stay right there though, I wanna get the others. Don't Move. Got it?"

I nod and stand in place.

"Darleb! Barb! She's ready!"

The two from earlier quickly make their way to us, looking me up and down. I nearly take a step back, but manage to keep my composure, folding my hands in front of me and smiling at them.

"Oh my gosh, she's gorgeous! Truly one of our finest works!"

"Look at that hair and frame! And the glasses! She's made some truly inspiring choices!"

"Hey, Trainer Blossom? Mind giving us a spin and holding your arms out?"

I do kind of mind but, not wanting to be impolite, I oblige. A gasp or two followed by an ahhhh cause me to blush further. Hands begin to feel my body and for some reason its feels nice.

"Look at these legs of hers! And that tail-"

Hands grip my tail and begin to stroke it, causing me to shiver. I don't dare to look back, working as hard as I can to remain calm and composed.

"It's pretty! And pretty great for balance! I love it when they pick that option."

More hands begin to reach up under my shirt, feeling my stomach and nearly making me laugh.

"Her arms! Her stomach! Her abs! They're so small but it just works! What a wonderful choice you've made, Blossom!"

There goes that name that isn't quite mine. Or is it? I'm supposed to be, Trainer ———--. Oh well. I'll let them have their fun. Would be rude not to. A squeak escapes my lips as hands grasp my chest from under my shirts, groping and squeezing the flesh underneath. I have to close my eyes from the strange feelings that emerge.

"And her boobs! These big things on such a small body? A very interesting choice indeed but one that I respect a lot. Congratulations, Blossom!"

"Her eyes too! Silver like the moon. My favorite. I was especially happy when we got to give Natie them, so I'm glad she chose these."

"Not the biggest fan of twintails but what can ya do. It's her choice after all. At least the blue is nice."

All of this continues for a few minutes more, various parts of my body getting touched, squeezed, or felt, until it stops all at once. I'm asked to put my arms down and turn around. Darleb, Barb, and Turkey seem to be smiling at me. My hands meet each other and interlock as I await further instructions. They never arrive.

"Trainer Blossom of Hope. We three chefs would like to thank you for joining us for this delicious meal today. I'm sure you and your trainee, Special Week have had all sorts of fun today. From the bottom of our hearts and souls, we thank you."

The three of them bow in unison. I can only bow in return. We all stand soon after, every tail in the room wagging wildly. My ears wiggle with excitement. This has been the best experience of my life. Still though, there's one more thing to address.

"Pardon my asking, but does this mean I get to meet up with Spe once more?"

All three of them look at each other before giggling.

"Actually there's something we'd like to ask you for first."

"Might you stay with us for dessert?"

"Promise its something special that wont bite ya in the ass."

Dessert? Sure. It would be rude of me not to accept. I nod and I'm given another sheet of paper.

"Here. Fill this out please. It'll determine what your dessert will be."

I nod and take a seat, happy as can be. The page only has three questions this time around.

Final Page.

Is your uma a stallion or a mare (Right or Left ear) Feel free to feel it out.

Hmmmm.

"Oh! For that one its up to you but if you want to really feel it out, close your eyes and focus on which ear moves when ur thinking about gender."

Interesting. Okay. I'll do that. I close my eyes and think about what I am. An ear wiggles. Got it.

Mare

"Thank you, Barbie!"

"No problem at all, Blossom!"

I might have to start getting used to that name. It definitely sounds better than my old one. Second question.

What clothes does your uma wear?

Lets see. Probably something feminine. A girly girl of sorts. Skirts, short shirts, bows. I can't help but giggle at the imagery. Yeah. That sounds great.

Really girly stuff. Skirts and shorts with lots and lots of bows and charms. Base outfit would probably be a pink skirt with frills and a sakura flower charm. Pink bow charm on her left ear. Regular sleeved white blouse with floral patterns. Pink bow tied at the base of her tail.

Yeah! YEAH! This is perfect for this girl. Such a demure and gentle maiden who dresses as cutesy as she can. Very shy but still stands out in her own way. Wonderful.

Last question now! This one's for all the marbles!

How would you rate your visit today at the Cafe of the Three Chefs? Rate from 1-5.

This one's easy.

10 stars!

I hand the menu off to Darleb and all three of them immediately dash off for the kitchen. In what seems to be only seconds, they return, carrying a very small plate this time covered by a metal lid. Turkey takes the lead, bowing in front of me.

"Congratulations our esteemed guest, Blossom of Hope, not many customers get this far. Consider it a true honor to serve one such as you."

Barbie steps up next, bowing next to Turkey.

"Yes! Our dear, Blossom of Hope, we present to you this final dish so that you may cherish the time you have spent with us, and so that we may present to you something to remember us by."

Finally it's Darlebs turn. She repeats the same bow as the others with a smirk on her face.

"To be invited into our humble abode and to be served like this is a treat we only offer to those truly worth of our purview. Please enjoy this gift from us."

Together they lift the lid to reveal a very small ball of green match mochi. It doesn't seem like much, but it's offered to me with such care and grace that I can't help but stare for minutes before taking a bite. Flavor floods every sense. It's earthy and sweet, with just a hint of vanilla. The world seems to flip as I savor this dish. Wrong becomes right. Up becomes down. Even my vision seems to disappear and return. By the time I finish, there is nothing left, my tail wagging like crazy. Thankfully, the tail hole in my skirt stops it from chafing. As if there was any ever danger of that? At least the bow's hanging on. I'm asked to stand once more and the three chefs look me up and down.

"Wonderful choices you've made today, Blossom of Hope! You are quite a beautiful uma! Go forth and be proud of what you are!"

"The prettiest uma we have made in a good while! You'll turn heads and get King for sure!"

"Oh daughter of ours. You make quite a fine uma. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise."

Uma? Since when was I an uma? Maybe they're confusing me with a girl? Regardless, their words are sincere, and their care genuine. I can only bow politely as my tail wags. Once I'm up, I'm brought to meet with Spe once more. Spe seems happy as can be, her tail wagging like crazy as plates are piled up around her. The moment she notices me I'm ensnared in a hug.

"Trainer! Trainer! The food was sooooooooooooooo good! They kept telling me you were having a good time too!"

I smile and nod.

"Yeah, Spe! I've never had anything quite this delicious. They even prepared dessert for me. I've never felt more honored than today."

We giggle together in our hug for a little bit before I decide to peel off from her, turning to the three chefs. I bow once more and utter another thank you.

"I must ask. How much is all of this? Cash isn't an issue, but I don't imagine that this would all come without a cost."

It's Turkey that steps up.

"Think nothing of it. The cost for this meal has already been paid. We have no need for money after all. You two are free to leave whenever you're ready."

Darleb steps up next, carrying an envelope and a slip of paper in her hands.

"Take these, Trainer ———- and dont look at them until you leave okay?"

I slightly recoil at that name but take the paper and envelope and stick them into my back skirt pocket. Nothing to do but wait for this then. Barbie decides to step up and gives us a big grin.

"One more thing! In the pursuit of keeping this place secret, most of what you have experienced here will be forgotten the moment you step through that door. You two will remember having a good time, and any changes that have occurred will remain, but for the most part, this will be a memory of a good meal for you. Perhaps we shall invite you back in the future. Good luck with King by the way, Blossom! We're rooting for you two!"

King? Changes? What on earth are they talking about? Spe seems just as confused as me.

"Damnit! Looks like they're forgetting already! Fuck it. You two have a good day. Hope to see more like you two but I don't hold much hope. Especially for that Agnes Marie girl. Her and that trainee of hers are gonna be something to behold that's for sure."

Barbie speaks up next.

"That Bijou girl and Orfevre seem like they'll be nice at least."

"Barb that's not for another decade!"

"So? I can hope that it's a good one."

"True. At least we get to do some fun stuff with Sunshine Phoenix. Either way, off with you two. Good luck!"

I put out an arm to say something but everything goes black.

Where were we? Hadn't we just gone to a restaurant?

"Wasn't that nice, Trainer?"

Spe? Oh! There she is.

"Spe! I'm over here."

She turns around and smiles before a look of confusion crosses her face. Is something the matter?

"Trainer? Is that you?"

I nod, slightly concerned now, my ears swaying with anxiety. Wait. My ears? Reaching up, I feel hair that's far different from what I'm used to and OW! OW OW OW OW!!!!! That hurts!!!!

I crumple to the ground almost immediately from the pain, Spe at my side immediately. Her eyes meet mine and go wide. There's something on my nose too! Scrambling I find a pair of glasses. Why am I wearing these? I don't wear glasses. Pulling them off, everything blurs.

"Spe? Is that you?"

"Yes. It's me. Trainer. You're an uma?"

I try to focus on something but to no avail. Guess the glasses are going back on. Tail whips furiously. Tail? Reaching behind me I find a long whip of hair. Hands go around it and squeeze and OUCH!!! Sorry. Sorry. Take a breath. Turn around. Of course, the door's gone. But for some reason I don't mind. Still though. Need to stand.

"Spe, do you mind helping me up?"

"Of course!"

I'm helped to my feet. I'm shorter now, just about eye level with Spe. This is getting weird. Not wrong though, my tail wagging. That's such a strange sensation. I'm gonna have to get used to this.

"Is there a mirror nearby?"

"Not that I know of? Want me to look?"

"If you could? Please?"

Spe smiles and begins to search around. I feel around and notice my clothes are different. Somethings in one of the pockets. A slip of paper and an envelope. Pulling out the slip, I do a double take at what's written on their.

Thank you for dining at the Cafe of the Three Chefs.

In honor of your patronage, we would like to thank you and invite you to come back in the future.

Balance: Three course Meal cooked by the Three Chefs.

Payment: Your humanity.

Change Due: Umanity.

Congrats on becoming an uma, Blossom of Hope! We hope you enjoy this gift we have bestowed upon you. Use it however you'd like!

I… I… I became an uma because of some restaurant? That's… That's fine? I get to be a girl I suppose, even if I have ears and a tail.

"TRAINER! TRAINER! OVER HERE!"

Oh that's Spe! Wonderful. I assume she's found a mirror. Lets head over.

"Here Trainer here! The mirror's right here!"

Indeed it is. A fullbody mirror out by the street. Taking a step in front I almost cry. Standing in front of is an uma about Spe's height, dark blue hair tied up in twintails with a pink bow on her left ear. Built like Grass Wonder, she's got the bust of someone like King Halo, with a white floral blouse complete with a frilly pink skirt and long blue tail swaying behind her. She's gorgeous! She's pretty! Shes… me! Tears begin to run down my face as I take more and more of this in, my hand meeting the hand in the mirror. That's me! That's me! I'm me!

"Trainer! Trainer are you okay? You're crying!"

Tears fall further and further as I smile and nod at her.

"Yes, Spe. It's okay. I'm me."

She envelops me in a tight hug and I hug her back, staring at the mirror.

"Yeah! Trainer it's you! Now you don't have to worry about hiding anymore! You can be yourself!"

I nod once more and cry even further. Once all the tears dry I smile at Spe and pull out the envelope. There's something about it that's telling me to open it. Instead, I opt to hand it to Spe.

"Spe do you mind opening this for me?"

She stares at me, nervous about this. I nod and motion for her to go on. Paper flies as what seems to be a small card is pulled out. Her eyes go wide, ears wiggling as she just stares at it.

"TRAINER ITS YOU! AND YOU'VE GOT A DIFFERENT NAME!"

That gets me to giggle, ears wiggling happily.

"Whats it say Spe?"

"It says Blossom of Hope. She looks just like you!"

She hands it back to me and I stare at everything.

Blossom of Hope.

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Birthday: XX/XX/XXXX

That's today. Today's my birthday.

"So Trainer? Is that supposed to be you?"

I nod.

"Yes. Perhaps you'll have to call me Blossom of Hope from now instead of Trainer."

It sounds much better too.

She sticks a hand out to me. I'm a little confused. She shakes it a little.

"Well then, I'm Special Week. It's nice to meet you."

Oh! Oh Spe. Of course you'd do this. I just smile and take her hand, giving it a firm handshake while giggling.

"Of course. Then you may call me Blossom of Hope. It is a pleasure to make the acquaintance of such a fine racer. This is fun, Spe, but perhaps we should head back to Tracen and begin to get this whole thing sorted out?"

She nods.

"I'll race you there!"

Something in me itches at the sound of the challenge. I grin and nod at her.

"A challenge would be quite delightful right now, Spe. Perhaps we should."

"Ready when you are!"

"I'm ready."

Together we begin to make our way back to Tracen. Just before we leave the area however, something causes me to glance back. Almost as if there's someone watching me. No. There's nothing. Must've been the wind. Still though, I won't let you beat me, Spe! You'll eat my dust just you wait!

"There she goes, taking off to enjoy her new life. You think she'll come visit us sometime?"

"Who knows. Some do, some don't. It's our job to make sure they get that chance to run first and foremost. What they do after is up to them."

"Yeah! Plus you saw the way she cried right? Normally they have a whole breakdown but she just accepted it like it was nothing! Don't see that very often do ya?"

"Yeah Yeah. Lets get back inside. Don't we have another guest coming soon?"

"Apparently she's really special! Thank god Thor didn't get to her first. We already lost out on that Magic Moon girl to her. I dont wanna see that happen again."

"Got it! Yeah! Apparently she's sister to that one girl Admire Vega. Admire Polaris is her name."

"Will you two stop knocking around and get inside? We got a feast to cook!"

6 Years Later

The library is quiet today. Here I am filing away the day's returns while Rob Roy helps man the front. Could be better but not for me. I'm quite happy where I'm at. Just waiting on a certain someone to-

"Hope! Hope! I'm over here!"

There she is! I offer a small wave to King Halo and begin to make my way over, blushing uncontrollably as she grew closer. She'd asked me out to this one place for a date after receiving some tickets, and who was I to turn her down.

"King! Allow me to grab my things first if that's okay with you?"

She nods and lets out a hearty laugh.

"Ohoho not very first-rate of you to forget your things on our 18th date now is it?"

I just blush even harder and mumble something before she plants a kiss on my cheek. KISS! KISS! OH KING! It's somehow just as effective the 407th time as it was the first, my hands going up to cover my face in embarassment, earning a chuckle from her.

"Perhaps we need to reschedule?"

"No! I mean no of course not. I'll be fine. Just let me get the tickets first."

Rushing as quickly as I can to the library breakroom, I begin to go through my cubby. ID? Check. Hairbrush? Check. Lipstick and Makeup? Check. Just one more thing I need to find. Come on come on. It's gotta be here somehow. Ah! Yeah! There we go! The ticket! Grabbing everything, I prepare myself to head out, taking one last look at the ticket and the letter. accompanying it.

Present this ticket at entry for admission to a three course meal with the Three Chefs. Admit one person only.

"Hope? Are you coming? Surely you're not keeping a lady waiting?"

"I'm coming, King! Give me a second!"

Taking one last look at the letter, I smile and begin to head out. King had wanted to call this a date for whatever reason, but I knew she was just trying to propose to me. I wasn't that stupid after all. Regardless, time waits for no one. Which meant I was at risk of angering her. Not a smart choice. Making my way out with my purse, she huffed something about punctuality before taking my hand in her own. We began to walk.

"You know, Hope, you're usually better than this. Usually I'm the one scrambling to be punctual. Not quite first-rate behavior of you."

I chuckle.

"My sincerest apologies, my King. I shall make sure it doesn't happen again."

She nods and plants another peck on my cheek, dragging me along as I begin to melt down once more on the way to another step in our future.

Dear Blossom of Hope,

Congratulations on your (upcoming) engagement to King Halo! We knew you could do it! As a token of our appreciation and gratitude to you, and to help you celebrate this joyous moment (not yet having happened), we have included two tickets free of charge to the Cafe of the Three Chefs. Please bring her and your best attitude for a delicious night of fun. We oh so love when our daughters find company such as yours.

Signed Truly,

Darleb, Barbie, and Turkey.

Written by a human in Ellipsus.