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    After straying from his family, Harry Potter ventures into the streets of Ottawa with precisely thirty stolen dollars and one change of clothes.

    It's going well. He's fine. Everything's fine. Who needs family anyway?

    Also, why the fuck do these two hockey players keep badgering him?

    (If you listen very closely, you can hear the frantic scrawl of Albus Dumbledore’s quill. Harry Potter getting adopted by two Muggle hockey players half a world away was certainly *not* in the plans.)

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