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‘Right,’ Mack said, once Benji and his godawful Patagonia vest were safely out of earshot and, more importantly, out of eyesight. ‘Are you going to tell me what’s up with that?’
‘What?’ Andy squeaked. ‘What do you mean? What’s up with what?’
‘I mean, who the fuck is Emily Charlton, and why are you acting like she’s your long-lost ex who you’re witnessing getting married to some other guy?’
‘I was just surprised,’ Andy insisted. ‘You’ll know why when you meet her.’ Just the thought of meeting Emily Charlton again was such a shock to her system, it felt painful to think back and realise the staggering length of time that had passed since this chapter of her life. It was as if she were twenty-four again, too intimidated to step into the office until she filched a pair of Prada heels from Nigel for the day. ‘She’s just not the kind of girl who would date Benji. I mean, the man looks like his greatest passion is using ChatGPT to generate an image of a monkey laughing.’
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Andrea Sachs has a fierce hatred of Benji Barnes for reasons she can’t quite articulate, but may have to do with the fact that Emily Charlton is still hot, still attractively bitchy, and now decidedly taken.