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1. once you've befriended your favourite internet stars by siriuscybernetics

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • how to befriend your favourite internet stars
   • PWP
   • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • in that this isn't just
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • there is zero negotiation they're just doing shit
   • but everyone is happy about it
   • Bondage
   • Biting
   • Biting Kink
   • Face Slapping
   • Slapping
   • predator/prey metaphors
   • Praise Kink
   • Dry Humping
   • Masturbation
   • Coming In Pants
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Freak4Freak Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • phreak4phreak
   • 2009 Era (Phandom)

   Summary

   "So you've befriended your favourite internet star, Dan Howell, what happens next?"

   a meta au in which "how to befriend your favourite internet stars" wasn't just a 2009 Dan humour comedy skit.

   please heed the tags, this one is for the phreaks. pwp.

   Series

   • Part 1 of villainous thing (once you've befriended your favourite internet stars)

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