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1. Sold. Spoiled. Served. by Lexie_12

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   31 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Harry Potter & Original Character(s)
   • Sirius Black & Harry Potter
   • Remus Lupin & Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Severus Snape
   • Original Characters
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Vincent Crabbe
   • Gregory Goyle
   • Theodore Nott
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot
   • Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter)
   • Adopted Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter was Raised by Other(s)
   • Sassy Harry Potter
   • Smart Harry Potter
   • mad harry potter
   • Misguided Albus Dumbledore
   • Albus Dumbledore is forgiven
   • Chaotic Harry Potter

   Summary

   Harry Potter has been sold by his relative's to a strange girl with an umbrella and a old man in a vintage suit. Harry Potter has been missing nobody noticed in the wizarding world.

   Or

   They will infect the whole school, chaos, and start betting rings, returning them back to their ex/past lover's/husbands, being Cupid to people, start adopting people because why not? The madness will go on in on!

    

   Update: It will be a very very very slow update...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,163

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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