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Nyarlhotep and AQuixoticFantasy were on a walk, when they noticed a wonky looking house, AQuixoticFantasy is the first to comment.
"Hey dude, that house looks wonky, you wanna go in?"
Nyarlhotep looks over, before nodding and speaking "y e a h t h a t s e e m s interesting"
They both walk over to the door and test it, locked. Before they leave, AQuixoticFantasy speaks out
"I have a plan, see that window?"
"i s e e i t w h a t about i t" Nyarlhotep says, as AQuixoticFantasy just walks up to it, before diving into it like Foxy in FNAF 2, breaking it with a loud crash, and giving them a way in.
As the two climb in, AQuixoticFantasy looks around, before commenting "Jeez, this dude had a HORRID interior decoration taste"
AQuixoticFantasy and Nyarlhotep end up heading into the kitchen, with AQuixoticFantasy pocketing an apple
After a small bit, the home owner notices the two, calling out "Hey! What the hell are you doing in my house!"
"l e t s g e t t h e fuck o u t o f h e r e"
Nyarlhotep says, before it and AQuixoticFantasy start to run, throwing themselves back through the window they came through.
As they both exit, they look back at the homeowner, before leaving the property.
"Man, that was a strange guy" AQuixoticFantasy says, before laying down on a patch of grass, with Nyarlhotep following along
They don't speak afterwards, but instead start to make out passionately