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1. ®Fanfiction by GruenerZombie

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Shax (Good Omens)
   • Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Saraqael (Good Omens)
   • Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens)
   • God
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Police Sergeant Who Responds to the Rain of Fish (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • The Them (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • The Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Harry the Rabbit (Good Omens)
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens)
   • Smut
   • Smitten Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Smitten Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Wings
   • Fluff
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Anal Sex
   • First Kiss
   • Oral Sex
   • The Bentley Ships It (Good Omens)
   • God Ships Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • POV God (Good Omens)
   • Unicorns
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Kissing
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Slow Burn
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Falling In Love
   • Aziraphale and Crowley Like Holding Hands (Good Omens)
   • Heaven is a Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
   • Hell is a Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
   • Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens)
   • Hell is Terrible (Good Omens)
   • The Arrangement (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • A Nightingale Sings in Berkeley Square (Good Omens)

   Summary

   You have to do everything yourself. And by you, I mean me. Once again.
   So.
   For now, humans are out of the equation.
   What am I left with, then?
   The animals. But right now, they’re running so smoothly. Everything is doing exactly what it’s supposed to do.
   So, if I rewind and take a look at just how perfect animals, humans, and angels are, I see the problem quite clearly.
   Me!
   I am the problem!
   I’m simply too good at my job. There! It’s out in the open. I’ve said it.
   And who’s going to condemn me for it? They can say what they like. I’m stating facts here.
   But it’s this skill, this perfectionism, that is, quite simply... boring. And...

   Wait.

   What is that?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,553

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