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1. ***PODFIC***Madame Christmas’ Palace of Pleasures: Psychiatric Counseling Division by itsyaboimothman

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
   • Past Edward Elric/Original Male Character
   • Edward Elric
   • Roy Mustang
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • POV Outsider
   • past breakup
   • Psychosexual Baggage
   • Bad Nights at the Loco Coco Cabana
   • brad's terrible horrible no good very bad day
   • Terror Boners
   • accidental voyeruism
   • when your ex-boyfriend's boyfriend is also a wd
   • modern-ish AU
   • Formalwear
   • amestrian best therapeutical practices
   • Comedy
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes

   Summary

   ***PODFIC***
   It’s not the worst break-up. But between the realization that him only ever calling his boyfriend Elric and his boyfriend only ever calling him Brad might say something about the nature of their relationship, and the realization that Elric treated him with the same level of baffled amused affection as he did his brother’s cat, even, especially, in, and around the times they were having sex — anyway, there was a reason why it was better for both of them to break up.

   Series

   • Part 71 of Moth's Bed Time Stories

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   English

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