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Troy Barrett liked to think he could be a patient man. Anyone would have to be in order to have put up with Troy’s father and Dallas Kent as long as he did. But on many days, Ilya Rozanov tested that patience. Today was one of those days. He had only been in the locker room for a couple of minutes before their captain had burst into the room, demanding everyone’s attention.
“Listen up, everyone!” Ilya shouted, spreading his arms wide. “My beautiful incredible husband has lost his wonderful beautiful mind, very tragic, very sad. He thinks he loves me more than I love him. Told him that is impossible, ask the Centaurs. They will tell you.”
“Jesus Christ,” Troy muttered. He thought through his response. Ilya was louder about his love for Shane, sure. But Shane had to be practically a saint to put up with the menace, let alone love him enough to marry him.
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Or: Shortly after getting married, Shane and Ilya get into an argument over who loves the other more. The Ottawa Centaurs are about to be subjected to the most over the top displays of affection they have ever seen.