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1. master of my domain by maybebabyplease

   Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
   • Gojo Satoru
   • Getou Suguru
   • Ieiri Shoko
   • Iori Utahime
   • Alternate Universe - No Curses (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Top Getou Suguru
   • Bottom Gojo Satoru
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Humor
   • Oblivious Gojo Satoru
   • based on the seinfeld episode 'the contest'

   Summary

   Suguru just sighs. “I’m never jerking off again. It’s been totally ruined for me.”

   Satoru rolls his eyes. “Yeah, right. Like you could go even a week without whacking it.”

   “I could go longer than you,” Suguru says, crossing his arms again. His face gets a pinched look to it, the kind Satoru wants to reach over and smooth out so Suguru’s not all wrinkly in ten years.

   Shoko plays with her hair, picking at the split ends. “I kind of feel like this morning is proof that you couldn’t go longer than any of us.”

   Suguru scoffs. “I bet I could go longer than all of you.”

   Shoko looks up, her eyes sharp. “Oh yeah? You wanna put money on that?”

   Listen, Satoru can go ages without jerking off. Way longer than any of his friends. Especially Suguru. So he totally has this contest in the bag.

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