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Noobie was sitting on the floor in a very awkward position, only way their body didn't protest against them as Ze came into the living room, giving them a heating pad, they snatched it and sat on their haunches, back aching as they then laid on their back and put the heating pad on. their body slowly releasing tension. "thank you, love." they smiled and then sighed in almost a love kind of relief.
"its no problem, N."
they sat in silence for a few minutes with Zolio going over to the couch to scroll on social media. feels great to be off his computer for a bit.
...the silence is deafening.
"hey, what if i project my period cramps on you?"
"..??what lol?"
"hey its funny. let me try."
"whatever you say, nerd."
Noobie rolled their eyes and then sat up and looked at him, then pressed their fingers to their head and stuck their tongue out.
"the fuck are you doing?"
"projecting!"
"this isn't gonna wor-"
suddenly, Z is clutching his stomach. "OW FUCK!"
"hOLYshit it wworks."
"UFFFUKKKC STOP THAT!!!!!!!"
" I DONT KNWO HOW TO!!!!!"
Noobie looks at Z who is right now crying from the pain. which was humiliating, but also. funny. and then he dies.
"ZE!!!!!!!!"
hes dead because of period cramps loser. haha.