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[Bailley Tech Support]
{13:23 SUN}
Rashid: @everyone is nix nameless
MitchFTW: no its his estranged twin brother.
Me-K.O.: yoi jusy noyiced?
Cecil Bergoch: who's nix?
HanYeesh!!: yeah
Hi_5: Who's Nix?
MitchFTW: You cannot be in on the joke too 5.
Hi_5: No seriously who is Nix?
Hi_5: Like I keep hearing about them in HQ but I've never met them.
TheScorekeeper: @Hi_5 I'm Nix and im pretty sure we met before?
Hi_5: no way you fell for it too.
Me-K.O.: LMAAO??
Rashid: i meant literal; nix doesnt have a last name
Hi_5: what
MitchFTW: and you noticed this how
Rashid: via visits to the infirmary logbook
Rashid: he just puts his gamertag??
Rashid: at least mitch puts his full name
MitchFTW: I don't?
Rashid: you dont??
MitchFTW: I put my gamertag aswell Zahra.
Rashid: mitch williams is your gamertag????
MitchFTW: Yes Zahra. It's my gamertag. MitchFTW is just the name of my tweeker account.
MitchFTW: boosh there's a glitch
MitchFTW has muted BailleyTech Support
Rashid: And he's gone
Rashid: @TheScorekeeper what's your actual name. if you even have one.
TheScorekeeper: Adam.
Cecil Bergoch: Greg I think
Rashid: Philliam says to use the "Last name, first name" template when filing your visit to the clinic
Rashid: Bergy I don't think Greg is his name nor is it adam stop lying nix
Cecil Bergoch: It is if you squint your eyesss
TheScorekeeper: IT'S ADAM.
MitchFTW: I thought it was 'Michael' Nix, keep your story consistent
TheScorekeeper: I'm going to strangle everyone in this place
TheScorekeeper: Mitch if I'm not part of that will I will hang you.
Hi_5: you could also not involve us
HanYeesh!!: Yes please don't involve us
Me-K.O.: whay will apso im visiying sobo foe the wjole week ymrw so ur foinf yo have yo wait for my nexk
MitchFTW: safe travels
MitchFTW: nix you're still in the will
TheScorekeeper: i dont know who sobo is but uh, safe travels miko
MitchFTW: Sobo means grandma nix dont you have google?
TheScorekeeper: i DO mitch but sadly i have to type w one hand since 6 kids decided to play hind n seek with me. ALL of them decided to gang up on me and become seekers.
HanYeesh!!: you have children?
[The Broken, The Beaten, and The Damned]
{13:36 SUN}
The Beaten: im dizzy and theres a wet spot on my head i swear if its blood
The Beaten: it is. blood.
The Beaten: and it is disgusting.
The Broken: you ok?
The Beaten: Not too many injuries. Just a hit to the head.
The Broken: what glitch did you fight?
The Beaten: chomp kitty.
The Beaten: this is just a guess but I think cats hate me.
[Bailley Tech Support]
{13:38 SUN}
HanYeesh!!: NIX HAS CHILDREN
TheScorekeeper: I mention kids from my job ONE TIME
Rashid: we know it's not easy having children nix you can always come to us for help we know you're an only child
TheScorekeeper: I WORK PART TIME AT JOYSTICK JUNIORS OH MY GOD.
TheScorekeeper: KSSKFJNDSKWOISHDFNJDJEJDDI
Hi_5: you okay nix?
MitchFTW: evidently he's not give him a minute
MitchFTW: or an hour
Rashid: Okay but it still doesn't answer the question of wether or not Nix doesnt have a last name
[Mitch & Zahara]
{13:43 SUN}
Mitchell Williams: can i let you in on a little secret?
Rashid: what
Mitchell Williams: Nix is his last name.
Mitchell Williams: toodles
[Bailley Tech Support]
{13:44 SUN}
PhilAltiere: Please stop pestering Nix i can see and feel the steam coming from his ears just looking at him.
Rashid: sorry nix
HanYeesh!!: sorry
Hi_5: Sorry Nix!
Me-K.O: srryu :(
MitchFTW: Okay Phil
PhilAltiere: You'd best do the apologizing personally seeing that Nix threw his phone at the leaderboard.