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1. How to Dispatch Your Baldy by Amity_Ax

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Work in Progress

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Genos & Saitama (One-Punch Man)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
   • Genos (One-Punch Man)
   • Saitama (One-Punch Man)
   • Saitama and Genos join the Z-Team
   • Featuring the Hero Association as an extremely toxic workplace
   • The Hero Association gets such down-probably for bankruptcy and labor violations
   • The HA is based in the same universe a narratively undetermined distance away from SDN
   • like they're both in the same time zone I guess? OMP's location is canonically made up anyway
   • author knows nothing about the recent OPM webcomic updates with Genos plz be gentle
   • Mumen Rider is Robert's bisexual awakening in this fic and no I am not taking notes
   • Rated M for cannon-typical Dispatch events and cussing
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Saitama's Hero Name is One Punch Man
   • Genos' longwinded tragic backstory
   • Chase's Rapid Aging
   • Saitama's uncanny perception thing he does. You know the one

   Summary

   The Hero Association dissolves (and good riddance). SDN has the chance of a lifetime to snatch up the extremely popular Demon Cyborg for themselves, with one caveat: they must also hire some random bald guy.

   Language:

   English

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   15,234

   Chapters:

   4/?

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