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1. It's not what you think by Sheetmusicjunkie

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jul 2017

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Thorin Oakensheild/Dwalin
   • More pairings to come later
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Dori
   • Nori
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • All the other dwarves because I dont feel like typing them all
   • Courtesans
   • smut later on
   • Culture
   • Dwarf Culture
   • mentioned smut
   • Mentions of PTSD
   • Nightmares
   • Scars
   • panick attacks
   • trigger warning
   • tw
   • mild sexual assult
   • NO rape

   Summary

   Dori has the most elaborate hair out of the entire company (only rivaled by Nori's) never a hair out of place. Dori's braids stand for something, as most dwarf braids do. His mark him as a son of the line of Ri, a learned dwarf, and the head royal courtesan for the Blue Mountains. Soon to be head Royal Courtesan of Erabor.
   So when Dori and Nori take pity on poor Bilbo Baggins during the quest, and teach him a few things, what happens when Bilbo finds out that he's been groomed to be a courtesan as well?

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   English

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