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Peter never liked Dave, which was obvious. The way he talked was exhausting, the way he was always clinging onto his employee was annoying, he swore he saw Dave trying to convert Jack into his schemes, and fortunately Jack never accepted it, which he was thankful for. Dave never liked Peter either, his stupid ringing sound when he spoke, always yelling out "EmPloyeE!!" which he often mocked him for it, he was surprised how his Sportsy can even handle such a guy. As the usual, Dave would annoy Peter to no end, he would mock him, swear at him and even make him trip and fall! No wonder nobody likes him.. Not even his so called "Sportsy"! Ain't that funny?
It was a boring day at work, kids running around, Jack talking to a box like it was an actual person.. Weird. Until he saw Dave in the distance.
"HEYYY PHONEYY!!!" Dave shouted. Peter knew what he was getting into at this point and he didn't have time for it.
"what do you want, Employee?" Peter crossed his arms while eyeing(how the fuck) Dave.
"wHat do YoU wAnT EMploYee?" Dave mocked.
"Look, if you're here just to mock me then I won't acknowledge your as-*ahem* you until the end of the shift, ya hear me?" Peter said, losing his patience.
"oh someone's fiesty today!" Dave said while grinning, "cmon, we all know you won't ignore me for the whole damn shift!" Dave smirked, knowing he was right. Peter just ignored what Dave said and continued his shift.
It was hard working while all that Dave did was scare the children and even him, trying to lure children into the backroom which Jack try to prevent Dave from actually killing the kids but to no avail since Dave threatened Jack that he'll springlock him. At the end of the day it was always so exhausting, but hey, that was the only part of the day where Dave couldn't annoy his ass.
But it was pretty boring without him to be honest, Peter would sometimes miss Dave. Dave was like a guilty pleasure for him sometimes, he never understood why tho. He'd kind of enjoyed Dave's presence but he never had the balls to say it, was it that he was funny? He looked cute? How silly he was? Peter doesn't know. Wait.. Why is he thinking about Dave being cute and silly?! What a weirdo! Who the hell likes Dave anyway?.. Probably him. What?! NO! Peter quickly pushed those thoughts away. Peter would never like Dave! Never! Again, nobody likes Dave, not even him.