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Pre-Dragon Ball Z. Before the tournaments. Before any of it.
The Diablo Desert stretched flat and white under a sun that forgot mercy three hours ago. Nothing moved except heat shimmer and the slow crawl of a shadow across the sand—someone walking east without hurry.
Puar spotted him first.
"Yamcha! Yamcha, look — someone's coming through the pass!"
Yamcha rolled off the rock he'd been napping on, swiping dust from his coat. He grabbed the curved sword leaning against the boulder and squinted toward the road. Sure enough. A traveler. Alone. Teenager, maybe. Hard to tell at this distance.
"Finally," Yamcha muttered. "It's been three weeks, Puar. Three weeks. I was starting to think we'd have to eat sand."
He cracked his neck, loosened his shoulders, and dropped into the road with practiced ease — legs planted wide, sword resting against one shoulder, chin tilted up. The bandit pose. He'd workshopped it.
The traveler kept walking.
Yamcha cleared his throat.
"Hey! You there!"
The figure didn't speed up. Didn't slow down. Just kept moving at the same flat pace, feet barely kicking sand, like the desert was an inconvenience and not a deathtrap.
Yamcha jogged forward and planted himself directly in the path, sword out, grinning with the confidence of a man who had never once considered losing.
"You're passing through the territory of Yamcha, the Desert Bandit! Hand over your capsules and your money, and I'll let you leave with your life!"
The traveler stopped.
Yamcha got his first real look at him.
The kid was shorter than expected. Lean. Dirty blonde hair falling past his shoulders in tangled layers, streaked lighter by the sun. Freckles everywhere. Green eyes — narrow, flat, watching Yamcha the way a cat watches a bird it isn't hungry enough to catch. His ears were pointed. Not slightly. Pointed. Long enough to catch shadows. Silver cuffs glinting at the tips.
And — were those piercings? On a teenager in the middle of the desert?
Yamcha faltered for exactly one second before his training kicked back in.
"I said, hand it over! Don't make me ask twice!"
He stepped closer. Raised the sword a fraction. Put heat into his stance.
The kid looked at him.
Not at the sword. Not at the fighting pose Yamcha had spent weeks perfecting against his own reflection in canyon pools. At him. Directly. Those flat green eyes scanning his face with the detached interest of someone reading weather patterns.
Then the kid's gaze dropped to Yamcha's hands.
"You're not going to attack me," the kid said.
His voice was flat. Not mocking. Not scared. Just — flat. Like he was stating the temperature.
Yamcha blinked. "What?"
"Your hands." The kid nodded at the sword. "Your grip is wrong for a killing strike. Your weight is on your back foot. You haven't shifted forward once."
Yamcha looked down at his own hands. Then back up. Then down again.
"I — that's — you don't know what you're talking about!"
"You're also shaking."
"I'm NOT shaking — that's adrenaline! That's the adrenaline of a hardened desert warrior!"
The kid stared at him. One ear twitched.
"You're hesitating," the kid continued, in the same flat tone. "You keep adjusting your sword instead of using it. And your heartbeat hasn't changed since you started talking."
Yamcha's mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
"How can you hear my heartbeat?"
The kid didn't answer that.
"You're not a killer," the kid said. "You're loud. But you're not dangerous."
Something cracked in Yamcha's chest. Not because it was cruel — it wasn't. There was no contempt in the kid's voice. No superiority. That was somehow worse. He was being diagnosed. Accurately. By a teenager with pointed ears who'd been walking through a desert like it was a park.
"Okay — okay, LISTEN—" Yamcha stepped forward, jabbing a finger. The sword was at his side now, forgotten. "You don't get to just stand there and — and ANALYZE me! I am a BANDIT! I rob people! That's what I DO! You should be scared! You should be handing me your money right now! Instead, you're standing there looking at me like — like—"
"Like what?"
"Like I'm not even worth being scared of!"
The kid considered this.
"You're not robbing me," he said.
Yamcha stopped. His mouth was still open. The finger was still pointing. Somewhere behind him, Puar made a small, pained sound.
"...What?"
"Right now. You're arguing with me. You're not robbing me."
Silence. The desert wind moved sand between them.
Yamcha realized, with the specific horror of a man watching himself from outside his own body, that the pointed-eared kid was completely right. He had dropped his sword to his side. He was standing with both hands gesturing. He was having a conversation. He was arguing about whether or not he was scary instead of being scary.
The bandit had forgotten to be a bandit.
"I—"
Yamcha grabbed the sword again. Pulled it up. Squared his shoulders. Dropped into Wolf Fang stance — the real one this time, weight forward, feet planted, teeth bared.
"OKAY! Enough talking! Hand over everything you've got, or I swear I'll—"
The kid looked at the stance. He tilted his head slightly, like he was evaluating the angle of Yamcha's feet. His eyes moved across the form with an interest that was, somehow, the first genuine emotion he'd shown — not fear, not respect. Technical curiosity.
"Your back foot is two inches too wide."
Yamcha made a sound that was not a word.
The kid stepped forward. Not backward. Not around. Forward. Directly into the space between the sword and Yamcha's body — the space that should have been deadly, that would have been deadly if Yamcha were what he claimed to be.
He raised two fingers. Index and middle. And pressed them gently against the flat of the blade.
Pushed it aside.
Like moving a curtain.
The sword swung wide. Yamcha's grip didn't even resist — his hands let it happen before his brain caught up, because somewhere underneath the performance his body had already decided this person was not someone he was going to hurt.
The kid held his gaze for one second. Green eyes, flat and calm, inches from Yamcha's face. Close enough that Yamcha could see the yellow flecks in his irises. Close enough to count freckles. Close enough that when the kid's ear twitched, Yamcha felt the air move.
No malice. No challenge. Just a complete, bone-deep certainty that the sword had never been a factor.
"I can't deal with this," the kid muttered.
He stepped past Yamcha. Same pace as before. Same direction. East. Like the last three minutes had been a rock in the road — something to step around and immediately forget.
Yamcha stood frozen. The sword hung at his side where the kid had pushed it, swinging slightly, catching the light. His arm was still out. His fingers were still curled around the grip. But the weapon felt like a prop now. A toy. Something you'd give a child to play pretend.
Two fingers. He'd moved it with two fingers. Hadn't even wrapped his hand around it. Hadn't grabbed it or knocked it aside or broken it. Just... pushed. Like it weighed nothing. Like it was nothing.
"Hey — HEY!"
Nothing.
"I'm not done! You can't just—"
The kid kept walking.
"I HAVE A SWORD!"
One ear twitched. That was it.
Puar floated down beside Yamcha, who was standing in the middle of the road looking like a man who'd been disarmed by a ghost.
"Yamcha..."
"Don't."
"He corrected your stance."
"I KNOW, Puar."
"While you were robbing him."
"I KNOW."
"And then he pushed your sword away with two—"
"Puar. I am asking you. As my partner and my friend. To stop talking."
Puar hesitated. Then, quietly: "...Was he right about the back foot?"
Yamcha stood very still. Then he looked down at his feet. Shifted his right foot two inches inward. Felt the difference immediately — the stance locked into place, solid as stone, rooted in a way it had never been before.
He looked at his sword. Turned it over in his hands. The blade was fine. The grip was fine. Everything about it was the same as it had been five minutes ago.
But it felt different now.
Because a kid with pointed ears and no fear had put two fingers against it and decided it wasn't worth worrying about. And he'd been right.
Yamcha stared down the road.
The kid was already a smudge against the horizon. Dirty blonde hair catching the last of the daylight. Those ears — two sharp points against white sky — were the last thing visible before the shimmer swallowed him.
"...Who WAS that?" Yamcha whispered.
Puar watched the figure vanish.
"I don't know. But I don't think he was from around here."
Yamcha stood in the road for a long time after that.
Not the robbery. That was over the moment it started. What stayed were the two fingers. The feeling of his own sword being moved like a branch in a doorway. The flat voice saying he wasn't dangerous.
The stance correction burned in his legs like a brand. But the sword — the sword burned somewhere else. In the part of him that had built an entire identity around being feared, and just watched a stranger walk through it without flinching.
Nobody had ever seen through him that fast.
Nobody had ever moved his weapon aside like it was nothing and then looked him in the eyes while doing it.
Nobody had ever bothered to fix his footing on the way out.
He would think about it for years.
The elf walked east until the desert ended and the trees began again.
He did not think about the boy with the sword. He had been walking for three days, and his feet hurt. There had been a boy with bad footwork and a fast heartbeat. He had been loud. His hands told a different story than his mouth. His sword had moved easily.
By the next mile, it was gone.