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tuk has added 6 contacts.
tuk has renamed the group to ‘cool bitches’
NETEYEM: Wgat is a group chst?
AO’NUNG: don’t ask me i ain’t got a clue
LO’AK: bro what’s up with your spelling 🫵🏻😹
NETEYEM: i csnt get usd to these phone things dsd brought ud my fngers dint press the kys right. *angry face*
LO’AK: WOAH why’d you tell me to kill myself not cool cuz
TUK: ooo! lo’ak’s not the one in trouble for once !!
KIRI: fr Tuk and neteyem just press on the emoji thing you don’t have to write out the entire phrase skxawng 🙄
ROTXO: what is this why was my sky person thing vibrating to this chat ?
LO’AK: it’s just to chat guys don’t make a big deal out of it you’ll get used to it 😉
TSIREYA: But why? we can chat outside this metal box no? -tsireya
LO’AK: it’s for efficiency but we can’t talk whenever reya 💞
TUK: ewww 🤢
AO’NUNG: yeah stop hitting on my sister or i’ll beat you up again
LO’AK: by beat up do you mean the time i kicked you and your friends asses?
AO’NUNG: nah forest boy you were eaten alive just admit it
NETEYEM: aonung you better shut that mouth or i’ll beat you until even eywa doesn’t recognise you as one of her kids.
ROTXO: damnn..
KIRI: no spelling mistakes either. aonung is cooked
LO’AK: i’ll tell ronal to prepare for a funeral 🫢
TSIREYA: That’s very sweet Lo’ak. But please don’t as she’s already stressed and pregnant -tsireya.
TUK: tsireya you don’t need to put your name at the end silly!!
AO’NUNG: yeah skxawng
NETEYEM: don’t think i’ve forgotten about you.
AO’NUNG: …
kiri has added 1 contact
user158672309: hey guys ! so glad to be on a group with you!!
LO’AK: nah who tf is that
user158672308: Yo what?
TUK: kiri mum and dad say i can’t talk to strangers… 😦
KIRI: guys chill, monkey boy change your name
user158672309 has changed there name.
SPIDER: anyway like i was saying im so glad we can all talk now it’s about time right ? 🤪
ROTXO: bro this group chat was chatting before you
AO’NUNG: yeah and aren’t you with the rda rn? what if they track our metal boxes? 😰
NETEYEM: Oh shit yaeh i’ll tell dsd!
SPIDER: chill cuz. my like evil recom dad who kidnapped is so soft he wouldn’t take anything off me, he’s so weird could you guys maybe hurry up and save me ?
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SPIDER: was that a yes to saving me or?????????
TUK: no one has bothered saving you 😬💋
SPIDER: WHAT?! then what are you guys doing ??!! i am being TORTURED
TSIREYA: we are teaching them to ride ilus! 🐬🪸
NETEYEM: hnestly it’s prety nice here but i alos do wanna go home ….
SPIDER: oh my eywa
AO’NUNG: face it bro no one wants you..