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It's Trivia Night at Monks’ and the entire Centaurs roster has shown up. They have split up their tables per their lines, with everyone fighting over who gets Wyatt as there is sure to be a movie or comic round he will absolutely smash.
Shane and Ilya are on the same table, which everyone agreed was for the best given how competitive they are with each other and wanting to reduce the likelihood of a scene if they went up against each other.
"Okay everyone! Welcome back for round 3. At the moment we have the First Liners in first place, which seems apt, with the Fourth Liners in second place, which seems less apt. Round 3 is a 'Who Am I?" round. I will read some facts about a celebrity, going from less obvious to most obvious, and the first team to guess correctly gets 5 points on the board. Okay, here we go.
I was born in Michigan in 1990
I appeared in my first movie at just 8 years old
I - oh wow, a hand up already! Who do we think this is?"
Shane lowers his hand and sucks in a deep breath, aware of what he's about to set off.
"It's Rose Landry." he says, with a slight shake to his voice.
He feels Ilya stiffen next to him and then turn to him with disgust.
"That's correct! Wow, a mega fan over here! 5 points for the First Liners!" the Host announces.
"Um... for curiosity sake, could we get the rest of the hints?" Troy asks with fake innocence.
"Don't." Shane warns under his breath.
"Sure, okay." The Host agrees and begins to rattle off facts about Rose's career. Then he reaches what the Centaurs, minus Ilya and Shane, are waiting for.
"I briefly dated Hockey Superstar Shane Hollander."
The Centaurs lose it and start laughing and cheering. "HOLLZYYYYY. HOLLYWOOOODDDD!"
Ilya stands up. "NO! NO. NYET! BAG SKATES. BAG SKATES UNTIL YOU CRY. YOU WILL WISH YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS. BAG SKATES FOREVER."
The Centaurs settle themselves with a few "Sorry Cap" and "Sorry Rozy"s. Until someone snorts and sets them all off again.
Ilya slumps down in his seat and fumes. "I'm sorry" Shane whispers.
"You are doing the most bag skates." is all Ilya replies.