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    Craig was expecting a semi-awkward conversation with his almost-high-school-sweetheart's lunatic dad, not—this.

    He tries to focus on any of the words coming out of Tweek’s mouth, but he keeps getting distracted. By Tweek’s mouth. He must not bite his lips so much anymore, because instead of being chapped and cracked like he remembers, they’re smooth and pink and perfect. They look soft. He tries to ignore it.

    He doesn’t really succeed.

     

    or; Craig comes back to South Park, 28 years old and married, to help his sister move. He packs a lot of boxes, but he unpacks something else entirely.

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