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1. could go to hell, but we'll probably be fine by analyzingChronically

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Underage Sex
   • F/F, F/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   17 May 2026

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • June Egbert/Dave Strider
   • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
   • June Egbert & Vriska Serket
   • June Egbert & Jade Harley
   • June Egbert & Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider & Terezi Pyrope
   • Dave Strider & Rose Lalonde
   • Dave Strider & Kanaya Maryam
   • June Egbert
   • Dave Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Jade Harley
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Vriska Serket
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Minor Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • Minor Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
   • Trans Female June Egbert
   • But that happens a bit later on the fic you have to wait for it
   • Trans Female Dave Strider
   • Nonbinary Dave Strider
   • This also happens later
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
   • Eventual Smut
   • they have sex in the last chapter
   • It's marked as underage sex but they're really 17 so like come on

   Summary

   Dave isn't sure on how he should tell John he's ready for intimacy. John's egg cracks. Jade's birthday party is full of horny teenagers. I can't write summaries. Hijinks ensue.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,057

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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