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Tung Tung Tung sahur wasn't like the others.. He was soooooo petite!! He was such a cutie! Everyone liked Tung Tung Tung sahur! He got sended an invitation from Hope's peak to attend but he didn't want to, ohh cold hearted tung tung tung sahur!
But they insisted he should attend! And, oh well.. Now his Ultimate Talent was "Ultimate cute student"
He wasn't like the other boys.. He liked to read!! Aww, he was soooo misunderstood! He walks into the library reading Ivantill smut +18 lemon uwu nyaaa (alpha × alpha) when suddenly he bumps into someone. All his books fall (because for some reason Ivantill smut+18 lemon uwu nyaaa (alpha × alpha) was a book. In fact, he had part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7, SIX SEVEEEEEEN
"Oh I'm sooooo clumsy.. And so petite... I'm 1.10 meters tall... UwU.."
Tung tung tung sahur looks up and sees his crush, Byakuya Togami! One of the coldest yet hottest guys at his school! The Ultimate Affluent Progeny.
"Watch where you walk. Retarded." Said Byakuya and walked away, OH EM GEE! HE DEFINETELY LIKES ME!!
"No I don't."
KYAAA!! HOW HAD HE HEARD HIS THOUGHT?!!?!?
"You're talking out-loud."
KYAAA, HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!!! HOW SILLY OF HIM!!
"Please stop."
KYAAA
"If I pretend you're not there you won't be there."
Tung tung tung sahur pouted, he stared down at his uniform, which was a crop top, a skirt that might as well be underwear.
"But I wanna be with you, Byakuyaaaaa"
"Don't ever call me by my first name. And why do you think I'll allow a mere peasent to spend time with me?"
"Because, because.. Because because because because because because because.. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU >///<"
"ew"
Tung Tung sahur starts crying and runs away and ends up on the rooftop despite the author not knowing if there is one. Either way, he ends there.
He starts crying like this emoji 😭
"WAAAA WAAAAA WUAAA I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN AFTER ALL EVERYONE TOLD ME BYAKUYA WAS AN ASSHOLE BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!!"
He grabs his bat that he had tucked inside his asshole and hits his head.
"Are you okay?. Tung Tung Tung Sahur-Chan?" That voice..
"BYAKUYA TOGAMI THE ULTIMATE AFFLUENT PROGENY?!!!"
"Yes, tch, you don't have to scream it."
"I actually like you a lot, triple T.. But I was embarrassed of it.. Or rather, I hated this feeling.. Because if you were a girl and rich.. The story would be different.."
"No, Byakuya.. It doesn't matter. My gender doesn't matter, fuck your parents"
"Oh yea you're right"
"How did you agree so easily"
"Well because the author is tired and wants to eat her lunch already."
"Oh yea LOL"
Tung tung tung sahur brings his hands to Byakuya's cheeks, leaning in for a kiss, meanwhile Byakuya wraps his arms around his waist
And they have 67 children. End. I'm hungry