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WAG nation
March 10, 2026
04:30 PM
lily added +377... to WAG nation
lily renamed +377... to olivia
lily
hey olivia, welcome to the WAG chat! this is technically intended to be used for updates on schedules, hotels, dinners, etc., but it’s mostly used now to shit talk management and occasionally clown the guys. feel free to use it as much or as little as you please. if you ever need help with anything, from race day schedules to ranting, one of us is typically here to talk!
olivia
oh, thank you! how’d you get my number, btw? i don’t remember anyone telling me about the chat.
lily
i force alex to snoop periodically so new wags don’t get left out on accident
olivia
ooo clever. i should get kimi to start snooping for my gain too
gabby
LUCKY
nico can’t even figure out tiktok 😔
oksana
dont count your blessings gabby…
i have to seduce lando to get him off his phone
his average screen time is 12 hours a day
georgia
wait, you guys see your boyfriends during the race season?
max can’t be arsed to do anything if it doesnt involve racing
including sex
lily
someone please tell max his beautiful wife misses him
georgia
you jest but i am THIS close to faking a sim racing tournament to lure him home
olivia
wait i want to explore what georgia said
how do you involve racing into your sex life
georgia
it’s exactly what you think
olivia
oh !
good for you !
i think?
georgia
no yeah it is good for me
charlie
moving on
carlos would never
he loves spending time with me <33
georgia
because he‘s stuck in a fucking williams girl
lily
LMAOOO
true tho 🥀🥀
charlie
lily you were supposed to take MY side
our boyfriends are stuck in that shitbox TOGETHER
what happened to solidarity 🤨
lily
idk charlie what happened to my date night
charlie
I SAID IM SORRY
lily
sorry doesnt bring back my reservation 😐😐
olivia
wait how long has everyone been in here ?
u guys seem like
close and stuff
lily
a lot of the girls were added last year bc of the rookies
but some us have been here for a minute
by the time i was added carola and nicole were already here
nicole is pretty much it from the old grid
charlie
i was added in 2022
georgia
i think it was 2023? right after baku
olivia
inchresting
georgia
what?
olivia
just noticing patterns, that’s all
georgia
okay…?
olivia
SO
who else is in here?
oksana
i was added in 2023 before i was actually a wag
that was... fun to explain to lando
gabby
added in 2025!!
lana was added in 2023
she doesn’t really talk in here tho
isa
who’s blowing up my phoneee
OH
heyyy girl
isack, ollie
05:37 PM
ollie
so we’re both in the WAG chat right
isack
oh for sure
so is gabi
if you couldnt tell
ollie
oh i could tell
idk how they got that sugar daddy ad approved
but it is NOT helping the allegations
wait a minute
you didn’t tell me you were dating liam
fake ass bitch!!!
isack
OKAY WELL
yeah i have no comeback
you told me the second after you kissed kimi for the first time
the level of detail was unnecessary but appreciated
ollie
because i’m a REAL ass bitch
isack
how can i make it up to you king 💔💔
ollie
you can’t SLUT
isack
i didn’t want to have to do this but
i will
WAG nation
05:43 PM
isa
olivia is gonna be at the next race actually!!!
olivia
ISA YOU BITCH
lily
so i’m guessing you guys know each other
olivia
not after this we don’t
blocking you as we SPEAK
lily
olivia i’ll keep a look out for you!!
i’ll show you the best spots to hide from the press
olivia
thank you lily
i may take you up on that
isa
you can hide from the press but you cant hide from me 😈
lily
my beautiful, drama free wag chat….
what have i done
yuna
so now we’re just lying
drama free WHEN
olivia
new people just spawning in
yuna
excuse you
i’ve been here since 2021
olivia
didn’t know we had senior citizens in here mb queen
yuna
bitch?
lily
again….
my drama free wag chat 💔💔
olivia
wait i still have two unsaved numbers in here
who are they?
lily
one is carola
she’s checo’s wife
she doesn’t talk much bc she has shit to do we are not privy to
i’m not entirely sure what it is but i’ve been told to not ask questions
olivia
that’s not concerning in the slightest
lily
last one would be nicole
she’s actually been here the longest
since 2007 i think?
she left in 2014 but was added back in 2017 by one of the old grid wives
according to carola
it was before my time
olivia
2007? that’s when lewis joined, no?
wait
is nicole lewis’ girlfriend
nicole
*wife
olivia
OH MY GOD???
HOW DID I NOT KNOW
MY GOAT LEWIS HAMILTON IS MARRIED???
isack, ollie
06:01 PM
isack
calm down mate
they’re gonna clock you
none of the other wags gaf abt lewis‘ marital status
ollie
HOW ARE YOU CALM ABOUT THIS
isack
i’ve had time to adjust
ollie
you could’ve WARNED me
you BASTARD
isack
yeah but then you wouldn’t be having a breakdown in my dms
this is much more entertaining
ollie
youre a son of a bitch
isack
i thought i was a bastard??
ollie
i’m telling liam you jerk off to admin calling him a good boy
isack
YOU ESCALATED THAT SO QUICKLY???
ollie
i think u mean i make decisive strikes
isack
kimi will know your internet history
ollie
TRUCE TRUCE TRUCE
isack
that’s what i thought u dickhead
WAG nation
06:32 PM
olivia
i’m calm
i’m chill about this information
nicole
no problem olivia
we don’t tell a lot of people
but i am surprised you didn’t know
kimi’s close with lewis, no?
olivia
kimi doesn’t know what’s going on half the time
unless i’m there to tell him
he‘ll probably be just as shocked when i mention it
so this is actually a great development for me
isa
olivia acting like she isn’t also clueless half the time
olivia
mind your business
isa
or what?
olivia
or i’m leaking ur hotel to the press
lily
IM CALLING FOUL
gabby
not the kimi special
olivia
WATCH IT
fine. isa i will not leak your hotel to the press
isa
light work
olivia
i will still tell liam you wanted him when he had that fuck ass slicked back hair
and said he isn’t in f1 “to make friends”
cringe
isa
news flash
he knows
we’re dating
georgia
stop blowing up my phone
some of us have jobs
isa
oh i’m sure
georgia
fuck off
charlie
there is so much strife here…
when we could be uplifting our fellow wags
lily
i wish kimi had stayed single
olivia
WHAT THE HELL
carola
sorry olivia but it’s true
you and isa are very annoying
olivia
carola why 💔
gabby
idk how
but you’re worse than me
and i spam brainrot in here
oksana
yeah no one likes that either
gabby
well someone‘s gonna see these tiktoks
and it’s not gonna be nico
oksana
starting to think he‘s ignorant on purpose
gabby
believe me he is not
i’ve seen him try to work it
he almost posted a video of his ass
yuna
how tf does that happen
genuinely
gabby
idk
all i know is that he kept pressing buttons and it kept getting worse
then he threw his phone at me to figure it out
i love that old man 😝
olivia
gross ❤️
gabby
sorry i’m not dating a 19 year old
freak
olivia
worse
you’re dating a senior citizen
gabby
lewis and fernando are both older than him!!
where is the hate for lana ?!?!
lana
you don’t even know how old i am
gabby
youve texted the words “clock it” before
meaning youre probably under 30
and as an old man fucker i can spot one of us anywhere
lana
sounds fake but you’re not wrong
so fair enough
olivia
fernando has definitely said clock it before
idk how solid that evidence is
nicole
i want to make it clear that lewis and i are in an age-appropriate relationship
i want that on the record
we are not freaks like you guys
gabby
nicole you were in a turbulent situationship with lewis for a decade before you got married
added in 2007
left in 2014
added back in 2017
maybe sit this one out ❤️
nicole
i-
olivia
oh so we’re just letting gabby bully 80 year olds now?
nicole
i’m in my forties 💔
yuna
you’re basically in hospice girl
nicole
you know what i dont deserve this
i’m going to go cuddle my world champion husband
you bitches
oksana
same
lana
same
georgia
same
once he stops sim racing
(he said five more minutes 2 hours ago)
lily
im going to chew through his internet cables
georgia
if you do i’ll treat you to dinner
lily
say less i’m omw
olivia
is no one going to talk about lily and georgia terrorizing max
charlie
he deserves it
olivia
fair play
isa
guys can you stop texting i’m trying to have sex
gabby
put it on silent??
isa
i don’t want to miss anything
olivia
when did you even have time to seduce liam
isa
i’m great at multitasking
olivia
ew
isa
it’s just sex olivia
you should be more open about these things
helps normalize them in the culture
olivia
if i was any more open
id be you
a shiver went down my spine just thinking about it
isa
oh no my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery
cry harder
lily
that is IT
lily removed isa from WAG nation
olivia
peace has been restored to wag nation
lily
you’re next bitch
olivia
😦
gabby
she’s already blowing up my phone to be added back 😭
olivia
i hate to say it
but isn’t she fucking liam rn
is he that underwhelming….
gabby
from what i’ve heard
no 🚬
she just lives for gossip
lily
she can be added back when she learns how to behave like a civilized wag
or at least hide it better
like the rest of us
olivia
i fear we’re never seeing isa again
lily
i do not fear that at all
carola
what did i miss?
isa got kicked again?