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  1. the wildest and the weirdest by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    19 May 2026

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    “I told you not to come,” a woman hissed in a stage whisper that somehow sounded even louder than yelling. “Our coworkers are here, Frank, they’re going to see you—”

    Jack paused mid-chart.

    Frank?

    A second voice answered, defensive and equally hushed. “What, I’m supposed to just sit on your couch twiddling my thumbs while you’re in here getting my wedding ri—”

    Okay. Jack closed his eyes briefly. Nope. Absolutely not.

     

    Or, the shift from hell where Jack finds out Frank and Mel are totally fucking, and in the most unhinged way possible.

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