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    Tim Drake is eleven years old and very good at taking care of himself. He's been doing it since he was seven. He knows his parents' emergency contacts, how to fix a blown fuse, and how to order groceries online. What he doesn't know, and what nobody prepared him for, is what to do when he wakes up zip-tied on a warehouse floor with the Joker crouching at eye level, looking at him like a puzzle that just got interesting.

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    Tim Drake being relentlessly competent under terrible circumstances, Bruce Wayne being emotionally constipated about it, and the Joker making a series of decisions that change everything.

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