Chapter Text
Dear men of Achievement Hunters,
I have a gift for you. The game that is enclosed in this envelop is unlike any of its time and any that will come after it. The immersion you feel is a hundred percent real and the experience will truly be once in a life time. You see, there’s a demon that lives in this game. She’s very adept at reading people’s weaknesses and deepest darkest secrets, and exploits them in the worst possible way imaginable. This is an unbeatable game gentleman, in every sense of the word. I warn you know to consider the high levels of danger before even looking at the disc. Honestly, I would not wish this fate on even my worst enemy. You’re best interest is to just throw this away and never talk about it again.
But if I know the human race, and I’m for certain I do, you will not heed my warning. You will carelessly load this game and joke and play. So there’s nothing much I can do but wish you luck.
Have fun boys.