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The large orange man is yelling loudly on National Television. The coverage is live.
There are gasps from the audience as Steve Rogers, a Certified Bisexual™️, emerges from the wings and approaches the oversized mandarin.
With a smile that made women swoon, Captain "I've punched Hitler over 200 times" America, pulls back a fist, and bashes Donald across the fucking jaw.
The Oompa Loompa cosplayer falls to the floor, unconscious.
Steve Rogers turns to the camera, still live coverage, and the other Avengers file out on stage behind him. "The Evil Is Defeated," they all chorus together.
fucking obliterated
